Baby Chords

Artist:  Stephen Lynch
Song:  Baby
Tabbed by:  Rick
AIM:  rickrack97
 
Chords:
 
A      (x02220)   F#m  (244222)
Asus4  (x02230)
Bm     (x24432)
E      (022100)
D      (xx0232)
 
This song is awesome.  He opened with it when I saw him in Boston the other night.
You need a capo on the first fret.
 
 
Intro:
 
A  Asus4
 
 
Verse 1:
 
    Bm          E    A
My lady gives birth today
   Bm          E         A
I run to her room right away
      Bm         E         F#m          D
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
    D                     E
I look at my newborn and say
 
 
Chorus:
 
  A             Bm    E
Damn that's an ugly baby
  A             Bm       E
Damn that's an ugly ass baby
      Bm             E            F#m             D
I'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned
       D               E    A
Cause damn that's an ugly baby
 
 
Intro
 
 
Verse 2:  Same as verse 1
 
This is just what I feared
Her head is mishapen and wierd
She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big
But her hair color doesn't match her beard
 
 
Chorus:
 
Damn that's an ugly baby
Damn that's an ugly ass baby
I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back in
Cause damn that's an ugly baby
 
 
Bridge:
 
     Bm
And when she smiles I find
A               E
Shane McGowan comes to mind
  Bm
It makes me want to cry
A                    E
When I look into her good eye
Bm
I always wanted kids
A               E
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS
 Bm
The doctor calles me in
A                     E (hold)
Mr. Lynch she has a twin
 
 
Chorus:
 
Damn that's a good lookin' baby
One for two on the good lookin' babys
Now I start to weep, this one we can keep
Cause that was an ugly baby
 
 
Ending: Play like the chorus
 
She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
And thank God only one nose but it's on her left thigh
The thought of changing her diaper each day
Or powdering her ass with that tail in the way
I think I could get a good price on Ebay...
 
Chorus
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