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What If God Smoked Cannabis chords

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Stephen Lynch- What if god smoked cannabis

Capo 2nd fret (key of F#m)

Em - Cadd9 - G - D

 Em             Cadd9 G             D
If god had long hair  and a goatee
             Em            C
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
G            D
If he looked spaced out
          Em      Cadd9    G              D
Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had 
Em       Cadd9      G   D
an eye infection?
Cadd9         G        D
And yeah yeah god looks baked
Cadd9     G          D
Yeah yeah god smells good
Cadd9      D
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
         Em       Cadd9       G   D
What if god smoked cannabis?
         Em      Cadd9        G   D
Hit the bong like some of us
  Em             Cadd9                         
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
  G            D
And he subscribes to rolling stone

If god made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they’d be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering

And yeah yeah god rolls great
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?

And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl.

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Dude12345678 10 May 25, 2007 06:53 AM

HAHA! awsome song but I think its not stephen lynches but I think he´s done a version of it...

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nedhunter-K 10 Sep 11, 2007 07:10 PM

i think it was weird al but not 100% sure!

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jordanhornsby 10 Sep 27, 2007 07:06 PM

No it wasent weird al.... but no matter it was a ****ing awesome tab man 100% correct love it oh and if you can add on to tabs i have the little ginggle in the song.... one the e string play 2,4,5 then as soon as you play that play play 2,3,5,5,3,2,0 on the b string... add it to your tab i love it:D

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