Dumb Ways To Die Chords

[Intro]
C F x2
 
[Verse 1]
    C    F       C   F
Set fire to your hair
       C          F       C   F
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
    C   F           C      F
Eat medicine that's out of date
         C       F          C     F
Use your private parts as piranha bait
 
[Chorus]
C    G       Am  Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         D7      G    G7
So many dumb ways to die
C    G       Am  Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         G       C
So many dumb ways to die
 
[Verse 2]
         C        F       C   F
Get your toast out with a fork
        C    F         C    F
Do your own electrical work
C         F           C   F
Teach yourself how to fly
      C        F       C          F
Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie
 
[Chorus]
C    G       Am  Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         D7      G    G7
So many dumb ways to die
C    G       Am  Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         G       C
So many dumb ways to die
 
[Verse 3]
         C      F        C     F
Invite a psycho killer inside
          C             F         C      F
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
          C      F      C     F
Take your helmet off in outer space
      C             F    C      F
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
 
[Chorus]
C    G       Am  Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         D7      G    G7
So many dumb ways to die
C    G       Am  Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         G       C
So many dumb ways to die
 
[Verse 4]
       C     F          C      F
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
     C                 F      C       F
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
C     F       C    F
Eat a tube of superglue
N.C.
“I wonder, what's this red button do?”
 
[Chorus]
C    G       Am  Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         D7      G    G7
So many dumb ways to die
C    G       Am  Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         G       C
So many dumb ways to die
 
[Bridge]
Am       G      C            Em      F     G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
    Am    G       C         Em      F     G
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G                      Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
G                                Am                  G
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G                          Am                  G
Run across the tracks between the platforms
     F                          G
They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly
 
[Outro]
    C       G       Am  Em
The dumbest ways to die
    C       G       Am  Em
The dumbest ways to die
    C       G       Am  Em
The dumbest ways to die...
   F
So many dumb
Fm           G       C
So many dumb ways to die
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