Dumb Ways To Die Chords

[Intro]
 
      C          Fmaj7            C          Fmaj7        C          Fmaj7          C          Fmaj7
e|---------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|
B|----------1----------1-----|--------1----------1-----|--------1----------1-----|--------1----------1-----|
G|----------0----------2-----|--------0----------2-----|--------0----------2-----|--------0----------2-----|
D|-------2-----0h3--3-----0--|-----2-----0h3--3-----0--|-----2-----0h3--3-----0--|-----2-----0h3--3-----0--|
A|--0h3----------------------|--3----------------------|--3----------------------|--3----------------------|
E|---------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|
 
 
[Verse]
 
    C    Fmaj7   C    Fmaj7
Set fire to your hair
       C    Fmaj7   C    Fmaj7
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
    C    Fmaj7   C    Fmaj7
Eat medicines that’s out of date
    C    Fmaj7   C    Fmaj7
Use your private parts as piranha bait
 
 
[Chorus]
 
C    C/B     Am
Dumb ways to die
   F                 G
So many dumb ways to die
C    C/B     Am    G
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
   F         G       C
So many dumb ways to die
 
[Intro] C Fmaj7 C Fmaj7
 
 
[Verse]
 
    C    Fmaj7   C    Fmaj7
Get your toast out with a fork
   C    Fmaj7   C    Fmaj7
Do your own electrical work
      C    Fmaj7   C    Fmaj7
Teach yourself how to fly
      C    Fmaj7   C    Fmaj7
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
 
 
[Chorus]
 
C    C/B     Am
Dumb ways to die
   F                 G
So many dumb ways to die
C    C/B     Am    G
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
   F         G       C
So many dumb ways to die
 
 
[Verse]
 
         C    Fmaj7   C    Fmaj7
Invite a psycho-killer inside
             C    Fmaj7   C    Fmaj7
Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
          C    Fmaj7   C    Fmaj7
Take your helmet off in outer space
         C    Fmaj7   C    Fmaj7
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
 
 
[Chorus]
 
C    C/B     Am
Dumb ways to die
   F                 G
So many dumb ways to die
C    C/B     Am    G
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
   F         G       C
So many dumb ways to die
 
 
[Verse]
 
       C    Fmaj7   C    Fmaj7
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
     C    Fmaj7   C    Fmaj7
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
  C    Fmaj7    C    Fmaj7
  Eat a tube of superglue
C
  “I wonder what’s this red button do?”
 
 
[Chorus]
 
C    C/B     Am
Dumb ways to die
   F                 G
So many dumb ways to die
C    C/B     Am    G
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie..
   F         G       C
So many dumb ways to die
 
 
[Bridge]
 
F        C/B    C            Em      F      G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
F         C/B     C         Em      F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G                      Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Em                               F
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G                                 Am         Em
Run across the tracks between the platforms 
     F                         G
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
 
 
[Coda]
 
C       C/B     Am
Dumbest ways to die
C       C/B     Am
Dumbest ways to die
C       C/B     Am     G
Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie
   F
So many dumb
   G                 C
So many dumb ways to die..
 
 
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