Pretty sure I got it right. -dex3 Preferably play the G and C chords in their bar-version. Am*: D -3- E -0- F -0- G -2- D -2- D -0- Intro: 2x: Am* F G Am* F G This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage Am* F G Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage Am* F G And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies Am* F G Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams Am* G F F E7 And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno Am* G F F E7 He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage Am* G F F E7 He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms Am* G F F E7 "Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway" Am* F G So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble Am* F G And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below Am* F Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage G He looked at the ground E7 And he looked on the stage Am* The lava was throwing F G E7 And boiling inside the old Kage Am* G F F E7 As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him Am* G F F E7 He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door Am* G F F E7 He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions Am* G F F E7 He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore Am* No one respected him F They just rejected him F G No one would represent Kage Am* F Left on the streets of his dreams F E7 he would cry, and he'd rage for the stage Ahahaaa Epic flute solo: 4x: Am* F G E7 Am* F G Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble Am* F G They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane Am* F G So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain Am* F G To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain Am* G F F E7 Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!" Am* G F F E7 You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade Am* G F F E7 He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!" Am* G F F E7 Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same! Aaaah! Am* RAGE KAGE! F OH RAGE KAGE! F G There'd be magic inside that old name Am* And you know, F yes you know F G When you're going completely insane Am* Oh Rage Kage! F Oh Rage Kage! F G Oh the lion will roar once again Am* And you know F Yes you know F E7 When you're going completely insane Am* G F F E7 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Am* G F F E7 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Am* G F F E7 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Am* G F F E7 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Am* G F F E7 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, Am* G F F E7 Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.