Bingo Ukulele Chords

Jefferson Humber
13-APR-2009
Tuning - Standard
 
For some reason(?) no one else has transcribed this classic from 1997.  Enjoy ;-)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33SjUj4J5BU
 
 
Catch - Bingo
 
                    D                Cm
I've got some fat to loose
                            D
And something else too
             D                            Cm
I never knew the rules
                        D                                     D
Because I've never had a girlfriend
                         Cm              D
I suppose I've got a lot to learn
                      D               Cm
I don't know anything
               D
I'm only seventeen
            D                        Cm
I go to public school
                    D                                                 D
They never taught me anything I need to learn
                        Cm
But someone told me where to find out
 
 
D                       A
Out where the lights are red
               D                   D                                D
And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors
                         A
Out where the films are blue
               D                         D                          D
And the licensed places never shut their doors
         A                          D
I will go there-bingo
                D
I will find out
               A                    D
I will discover-bingo
                             D
What the fuss is about
 
 
Interlude (D, Cm, D) x 2
 
 
                 D                    Cm
So I went up to town
                           D
and I got some money out
                   D                  Cm
I found my self a bar
                        D                                                 D
Where all the lovely ladies offered me their help
                   Cm
And then I really found out
 
 
D                       A
Out where the lights are red
               D                   D                                D
And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors
                         A
Out where the films are blue
               D                         D                          D
And the licensed places never shut their doors
          A                              D
Yes I went there-bingo
                    D
and I found out
                  A                    D
Yes I discovered-bingo
                             D
What the fuss is about
 
 
Interlude (D, Cm, D) x 2
 
 
But as I tried to leave
They gave the bill to me
I couldn't quite believe
They made me pay a hundred pounds for diet coke
Or they would call my mother
 
 
Out where the skies are black
And they wait for another victim to piss on
Out where the kids are green
And are thick enough to left themselves be conned
Yes I went there-bingo
and I found out
Yes I discovered-bingo
What the fuss is about
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