Cats And Netflix Chords

[Verse 1]
    G
I'm giving up on certain things
     C
Like bicycles and gardening 
    D                      G
And walking to the grocery store 
            G
Because the rain has started in my city
    C
And though the greenery is pretty 
     D                            G
It's not enough to get me out the door 
 
[Verse 2]
         G
'Tis the season now of grey and brown
   C
Of giving up and sitting down 
    D                  G
And layering and wooly socks 
    G
I'm celebrating solitude
    C
And eating soup instead of food 
    D                             G
And never walking more than seven blocks 
 
[Chorus]
                D
'Cause I've got cats
             G
And I've got Netflix 
         D
I've got games
             G
And I've got snack mix 
    C                 G
And I am gonna stay indoors
    D                      G
For four or five months or more 
 
[Verse 3]
     G
I'll have several five-blanket nights
   C
Forget to buy my Christmas flights 
   D                   G
And procrastinate Halloween 
G
And as a consolation prize
    C
For heavy clouds that fill the skies 
        D                     G
There's pumpkin spice in everything 
 
[Verse 4]
      G
Every morning it gets darker out
    C
I'm gonna wear these markers out 
     D                                    G
With all these lists of things I'll never do 
    G
And when my motivation's gone
     C
I'll order snacks from Amazon 
    D                       G
And try to knit a scarf for you 
 
[Chorus]
                D
'Cause I've got cats
             G
And I've got Netflix 
         D
I've got games
             G
And I've got snack mix 
    C                 G
And I am gonna stay indoors
    D                      G
For four or five months or more 
 
[Cat Keyboard Solo]
     G
Meow meow meow meow meow
     C
meow meow meow meow meow
     D                              G
Meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow
     G
Meow meow, meow meow
     C
meow meow, meow meow
     D                    G
Meow meow, meow meow meow meow
 
[Bridge]
         D                G
I've got plans, I'm gonna make things 
         D                    G
If I get hungry, I might even bake things 
         C                    G
They say fall is only passing through 
    D
But I don't really want it to 
 
[Chorus]
                 D
'Cause we've got cats
              G
And we've got Netflix 
          D
We've got games
              G
And we've got snack mix 
    C                 G
And we are gonna stay indoors
    D                      G
For four or five months or more
 
 
NOTE: The above is the 2013 Weekly Song Wednesday version. For the 2014 Dimetrodon version,
omit the stanza starting with "I've got plans"; the cat keyboard solo goes straight into
the final chorus, which is sung twice.
 
(A previous version of this had C / G played over "Netflix" and "snack mix"; I still think
that's a valid choice when playing solo, but that's not actually how Laser plays it.)
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