No Easy Way Chords

[Verse 1]
              G                          C
You've made a generous offer and while I wish I could accept it
         G                                 D
But I'm afraid to say you've asked me on imperfect information
      G                                      C
I'm a danger to you and others and while I'd love to be your girlfriend
         G                                   D
There is something you should know that introduces complications
 
 
[Chorus 1]
           G                          C
There's no easy way to say this but I think that I'm a vampire
   G                              D
My teeth are getting pointy and I stay up late at night
        G                                 C
I don't think that you could take it if I turned into a vampire
          G              D                 G
So you'll have to find a different date to prom.
 
 
[Verse 2]
  G                                C
I have mixed feelings about this entire situation
    G                              D
Now that I know what's happening I do feel some relief
         G                               C
Though I hate to have to hurt you, but I know that you will thank me
        G                         D
When my horrific and powerful transition is complete
 
 
[Chorus 2]
           G                          C
There's no easy way to say this but I think that I'm a zombie
     G                                   D
I am feeling rather sluggish and getting bored with normal food
        G                                 C
I don't think that you could take it if I turned into a zombie
          G              D                 G
So you'll have to find a different date to prom.
 
 
[Bridge]
D                              G              D
You might think that there's a different explanation
                        G             D
For these symptoms in a normal phenomenon
                       G               D
You may think that I'm getting strange ideas
                 G                     C
from the books I read or forums I post on
              G
But those are excuses
C                         G                      C
Crazy ideas you're coming up with because you're scared
                     G
This relationship is over
                                                         D
I can't be with you; you should be glad that you've been spared
 
 
[Chorus 3]
           G                          C
There's no easy way to say this but I think that I'm Cthulhu
     G                            D
I am longing for the ocean and so very very tired
        G                                 C
I don't think that you could take it if I turned into Cthulhu
          G              D                 G
So you'll have to find a different date to prom.
                  D                 G
Please just ask a different girl to prom
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