Come And Join The British Army Chords

[Verse 1]
 
Cm                 Gm
When I was young, I used to be,
   Bb              F
As fine a man as ever you'd see,
         Cm
'til the Prince of Wales, he said to me,
          G               Cm
Come and join the British army.
 
[Chorus]
 
Cm                 Gm
Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo
   Bb              F
They're lookin' for monkeys up in the zoo
         Cm
And since when have I had a face like you?
    G                Cm
I'd join the British army
 
[Verse 2]
 
Cm                 Gm
Sarah Comden baked a cake
   Bb              F
It's all for poor old Slattery's sake
         Cm
She threw meself into the lake
    G                Cm
Pretendin' I was balmy
 
[Chorus]
 
Cm                 Gm
Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo
   Bb              F
I've made me mind up what to do
         Cm
Now I'll work me ticket home to you
    G                Cm
And *pfft* the British army
 
[Verse 3]
 
Cm                 Gm
Sergeant Heeley went away
   Bb              F
And his wife got in the family way
         Cm
And the only words that she could say
    G                Cm
Was blame the British army
 
[Chorus]
 
Cm                 Gm
Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo
   Bb              F
Me curse upon the Labour blue
         Cm
That took me darlin' boy from me
    G                Cm
To join the British army
 
[Verse 4]
 
Cm                 Gm
Corporal Sheen's a turn o' the 'bout
   Bb              F
Just give him a couple o' jars o' stout
         Cm
He'll bake the enemy with his mouth
    G                Cm
And save the British army
 
[Chorus]
 
Cm                 Gm
Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo
   Bb              F
I've made me mind up what to do
         Cm
Now I'll work me ticket home to you
    N.C
And *pluck* the British army
 
[Outro]
 
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