Seven Drunken Nights Chords

[Verse 1]
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As I went home on monday night, as drunk as drunk could be
  G                                   D
I saw a horse outside the door, where my own horse should be
     G                                                         C
So I call the wife and I says to her "Would you kindly tell to me:
    G                                       D                   G
Who owns that horse outside the door, where my own horse should be?"
 
[Chorus]
           G                                                         C
Ha! You're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool. Still you cannot see!
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Thats a lovely sow that me mother sent to me!
     G                                         C
Well many a days I traveled a hundred miles or more
      G                       D          G
But a sow with a saddle on, I never seen before!
 
[Verse 2]
       G                                                    C
And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
  G                                 D
I saw a coat behind the door, where my old coat should be
        G                                                          C
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: "Will you kindly tell to me:
    G                                    D                  G
Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be?"
 
[Chorus]
           G                                                         C
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool. Still you can not see!
G                                D
That's a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me!
           G                                            C
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
    G                           D         G
But buttons on a blanket sure I never saw before!
 
[Verse 3]
       G                                                      C
And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be
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I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be
        G                                                          C
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: "Will you kindly tell to me:
    G                                    D                  G
Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be?"
 
[Chorus]
           G                                                         C
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool. Still you can not see!
G                                   D
That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me!
           G                                            C
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
    G                               D         G
But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before!
 
[Verse 4]
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And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be
  G                                   D
I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
        G                                                          C
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: "Will you kindly tell to me:
    G                                     D                   G
Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?"
 
[Chorus]
           G                                                         C
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see!
G                                   D
They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me!
           G                                            C
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
    G                        D         G
But laces in Geranium pots I never saw before!
 
[Verse 5]
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And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be
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I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be
        G                                                          C
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: "Will you kindly tell to me:
    G                                 D                  G
Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be?"
 
[Chorus]
           G                                                         C
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see!
G                         D
That's a baby boy that me mother sent to me!
           G                                            C
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
      G                                    D         G
But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before!
 
[Verse 6]
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And as I went home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be
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I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old hands should be
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Well, I called me wife and I said to her: "Will you kindly tell to me:
    G                                       D                   G
Who owns them hands upon your breasts where my old hands should be?"
 
[Chorus]
           G                                                         C
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see!
G                                  D
That's a lovely night gown that me mother sent to me!
           G                                            C
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
    G                              D         G
But fingers in a night gown sure I never saw before!
 
[Verse 7]
   G                                                   C
As I went home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be
  G                              D
I saw a thing in her thing where my old thing should be
        G                                                          C
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: "Will you kindly tell to me:
    G                                   D                   G
Who owns that thing in your thing where my old thing should be?"
 
[Chorus]
           G                                                         C
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see!
G                                   D
That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me!
           G                                            C
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
    G                            D         G
But hair on a tin whistle sure I never saw before!
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