Jigsaw Puzzle Chords

[Verse 1]
B                               A
There's a tramp sittin' on my doorstep
F#                   E
Tryin' to waste his time
B                     A
With his mentholated sandwich
F#                      E
He's a walking clothes line
B                           A
And here comes the bishop's daughter
F#            E
On the other side
B                     A
She looks a trifle jealous
F#                            E
She's been an outcast all her life
 
[Chorus]
                  F#
Me, I'm waiting so patiently
A              B
Lying on the floor
                          A
I'm just trying to do my jigsaw puzzle
                    B
Before it rains anymore
 
[Verse 2]
B                            A
Oh, the gangster looks so frightening
F#                      E
With his Luger in his hand
B                           A
When he gets home to his children
F#             E
He's a family man
B                           A
But when it comes to the nitty-gritty
F#                  E
He can shove in his knife
B                            A
Yes, he really looks quite religious
F#                           E
He's been an outlaw all his life
 
(Chorus)
 
[Verse 3]
B                            A
Oh, the singer, he looks angry
F#                      E
At being thrown to the lions
B                           A
And the bass player, he looks nervous
F#                 E
About the girls outside
B                           A
And the drummer, he was shattered
F#                 E
Trying to keep up time
B                           A
And the guitar players look damaged
F#                              E
They've been outcasts all their lives
 
(Chorus)
 
[Verse 4]
B                           A
And as twenty thousand grandmas
F#                        E
Wave their hankies in the air
B                           A
All burning up their pensions
F#                      E
And shouting, "It's not fair!"
B                           A
There's a regiment of soldiers
F#               E
Standing looking on
B                           A
And the queen is bravely shouting,
F#                      E
"What the Hell is going on?"
 
B                           A
With a blood-curdling "tally-ho"
F#                      E
She charged into the ranks
B                           A
And blessed all those grandmas who
F#                                    E
With their dying breaths screamed, "Thanks!"
 
[Chorus]
                  F#
Me, I'm waiting so patiently
A              B
With my woman on the floor
                          A
We're just trying to do my jigsaw puzzle
                    B
Before it rains anymore
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