Duct Tape Chords

[Intro]
Eb
 
[Verse]
Eb
You were born a human male
Ebsus4 Eb  Ebsus4 Eb
Natu - ral fix - er
 
Eb
Can't turn screws or hammer nails
Absus4 Ab  Absus4 Ab
Cuz'  you  pre - fer
 
[Pre-chorus]
Fm7            Bb
 To fix things quickly
Fm7           Bb
 With silver, sticky
 
[Chorus]
Eb
Duct tape (awoo hoo)
B              Db            Eb
You can repair anything with Duct tape (awoo hoo)
 
B                  Db                 Eb
Kitchen chairs and ceiling leaks with duct tape (awoo hoo)
 
[Verse]
Eb
Seems your tire is getting low
Ebsus4 Eb  Ebsus4 Eb
You    can seal   it
 
Eb
Stick your cellphone to your chest
   Absus4 Ab  Absus4 Ab
So no  -  one steals it
 
[Pre-chorus]
Fm7          Bb
 Store old salami
Fm7      Bb
 Make origami
 
[Chorus]
Eb
Duct tape (awoo hoo)
B               Db                     Eb
If you fall and skin your knee there's duct tape (awoo hoo)
 
B              Db          Eb
Get Brazilians easier with duct tape (awoo hoo)
 
[Bridge]
Fm7          Bb/G
 D-d-danger, crook's behind you
Db                    Eb
 You've been chased into your bedroom
C                                F
 What to do? Just grab onto some duct tape!
 
[Skit]
 
[Chorus]
F
Duct tape (awoo hoo)
Db            Eb               F
Fix the San Andreas Fault with duct tape (awoo hoo)
 
Db               Eb               F
Cure all known diseases with your duct tape (awoo hoo)
 
    Db              Eb
Not masking tape or painter's tape
    F
But duct tape (awoo hoo)
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