The Naked Song Chords

[Intro]
 
e|------------------10--8----10/13--10---------8--------------------------------------|
B|-6/9--10--9--10------------------------9h10-----10-------9h10--10------------9-10-9-|
G|---------------------------------------------------10-------------10--7-7-10--------|
 
[Verse 1]
 
F   A7       Dm7              C7
 I always enjoy a good conversation
F      A7      Dm7                 C7
 About politics, the state of the nation
 F                   A7     Dm7  C7      F     A7     Dm7     C7
 Something that can hold my undivided attention
 
F           A7           Dm7                  C7
 But those jeans you've got make you look attractive
F    A7       Dm7                   C7
 No, they do not make your ass look massive
F                  A7     Dm7       C7                 F   A7   Dm7   C7
 Could you pick a topic that makes you seem more vapid
 
[Chorus]
 
F7             E7
 Your painful jokes are less than appealing
 Eb7                   D7      Gm7    C7
 They hurt so bad that I need sexual healing
F             A7         Dm7            C7
 So, when you think that I'm sincerity fakin'
 Gm7              C7                   F    A7   Dm7   C7
 Remember I only like you when you're naked
 
 
   F       A7       Dm7
e|--------------------------------5h6/7-8-|
G|--------------------------6h7/8---------|
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
F         A7           Dm7             C7
 You're strugglin' to keep my fading interest
F    A7         Dm7               C7
 How much more wasted time will I invest?
 F                A7     Dm7    C7            F
 So I will start makin' eye contact with your breasts
 
 
e|---------8---------------------8---------------|
B|-----10-----10-------------10-----10-----------|
G|-10-------------10-----10---------------10--10-|
 
 
F    A7        Dm7                 C7
 No, I haven't seen the latest installment
F            A7   Dm7          C7
 of Grey's Anatomy, I offer no comment
 F               A7      Dm7       C7         F
 Do you think before you unleash this verbal vomit?
 
 
e|-13p11------------------------------------|
B|--------13--11------10------11------12/13-|
G|----------------10------10------10--------|
 
[Chorus]
 
F7               E7
 I've met girls both smart and funny
      Eb7            D7      Gm7 C7
 But you fall under neither category
 
 
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B|-6h7/8-----------|
 
 
F               A7      Dm7            C7
 So, when you start to see my sanity breakin'
 Gm7              C7                   F   A7  Dm7  C7
 Remember I only like you when you're naked
 
[Bridge]
 
 *Whistle*
 F   A7   Dm7   C7 x3
 
[End Chorus]
 
F7                      E7
 When we're naked it's much more fun
 Eb7                  D7    Gm7      C7
 You're makin' better usage of your tongue
F         A7     Dm7       C7
 So, when my response is flaky
 Gm7              C7                   F
 Remember I only like you when you're nakey
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