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Carrot Juice Is Murder chords

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Intro Chord
G         D            Em       C                  D   G
Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale
  G            D          Em      C              D           G
I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail
G         D            Em     C                    D    G
Vegtables live in oppression, served on our tables each night
     G          D          Em       C        D           G
This killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight
D                   G          D                        G
Salads are only for murderers, cole slaw's a fascist regime
D                                G         C                          D
Don't think that they don't have feelings, just 'cause a radish can't scream

G              D              Em          C                          D
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, watching their skins being peeled
G          D               Em      C          D          G
Grated and steamed with no mercy, how do you think that feels?
G            D           Em       C                       D
Carrot juice constitutes murder, greenhouses prisons for slaves
       G          D        Em          C            D       G
It's time to stop all this gardening, let's call a spade a spade.

I saw a man eating celery, so I beat him black and blue
If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two
I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage
'cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips, by killing five men in a rage
I told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hour
I'd kill those farmers again, just to save one more cauliflower


Am                   Em
How low as people do we dare to stoop
Fm                     C
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup
Am                  Em
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
    C                         D
Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!


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Ezkimofo 10 Oct 12, 2009 12:48 PM

First, I am positive that they have a capo on the second fret.
Also, instead of G D Em C D G, I think the first D chord should be played [2 0 0 0 3 3].
It's really hard to follow the guitar as it's so overpowered by their voices, but from what I could follow, it sounds like you have the chord changes at all the right spots =)

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Gingrel 10 Apr 22, 2010 01:57 PM

I don't think the Fm chord is right, it sounds wrong to me. I'm pretty sure it should be F major instead.

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redhead_man 16 Apr 16, 2011 08:14 AM

sounds perfect to me! i play this song all the time now. thnx!

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