Capo 5 G C D G Chorus G C The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck D G got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up G C A7 But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut witch eventually G pulled out the Ford. (Verse Spoken-Same Chords) Well more rain than we'd seen for a thousand years caused finacial joy and biblical fears, it caused some smiles and it caused some fears. But more to the point of our story, for the first time in the collective memory, that old brown prairie that had been so dry for so long was very muddy...boggy We'd pull one truck out and get another stuck in, motors would roar and tires would spin. We'd sink right down, down to the dif. We'd all take turns and do it again 'til no one could move and call one more friend...bring your truck Chorus Got me stuck in the mud so as i couldn't reverse and Chavase to miss his work. Richie he now fears the worst, he stood up his ex-wife and she called him a jerk. Of coarse Holtman didn't have nothing better to do, besides ranch. Chorus Well it was truck after truck we all got stuck, 'cept the big four-by Huterite truck, we all thought Lord are we in luck but they wouldn't come anywhere near us. Mighty Neighborly, mighty neighborly We used a lot of our backs and a little of our brains and jacked up the jacks and snugged up the chains. We all did our very best to refrain from shoveling. We put what timber we had underneath the wheels and we was all out of sand but managed to steal two sacks of the best modern Canola seed you ever did see, that oughta give us some traction. Chorus (Epilogue) we spilled genetically modified Canola seed which was genetically modified for control of the weeds and big ol' yields and margarine oil, raised hell all over that native prairie soil. Agriculture Canada is definitely going to be looking for us.