Theory Of A Deadman Hate My Life Standard Tuning The strumming at the start of the song through the first chorus is played clean, with strumming pattern speeding up in the chorus. If you're playing with another guitarist, can palm mute with distortion through the following verses and play more openly during the remaining choruses. C# So sick of the hobos G# Always beggin' for change F# I don't like how I gotta work C# And they just sit around and get paid C# I hate all of the people G# Who can't drive their cars F# Bitch you better get out of the way C# Before I start falling apart C# I hate how my wife G# Is always up my ass F# She always wants to buy brand new things C# But I don't have the cash G# Well I hate my job, all my rich friends F# C# I hate everyone to the bitter end G# F# Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight C# I hate my life How come I never get laid Nice guys always lose How can she have another headache There's always some kind of excuse I still hate my job My boss is a dick I don't get paid nearly enough To put up with all of his shit I hate my job, all my rich friends I hate everyone to the bitter end Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight I hate my life (solo) I hate that I can't tell When a girls underage You know I tell her she's a nice piece of ass Then her daddy punches me in the face If you're pissed like me Bitches here's what you've gotta do Stick your middle fingers up in the air Go on and say fuck you I hate my job, all my rich friends I hate everyone to the bitter end Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight I hate my life G# So much at stake F# Can't catch a break C# I hate my life G# No nothing new F# And it sucks to be you C# I fucking hate my life This is my first attempt to post anything here. Maybe when I get a little better at I can tab out solos and whatnot. If there are any problems with this, please give Hope you enjoy!