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Confessions ukulele

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1. Feminism

 D7              Eb                      F                  Dm7
I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night
 Gm7               Cm7            Bb
without being afraid for their lives
D7              Eb                                   F              Dm7
I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body
            Gm7          Cm7                  Bb
Without suffering the judgement of the conservative right

   D7               Eb                       F
And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like
  D7                           Gm
Without being treated like dirt
 Gm7        Eb                          F    
And I think we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic
         Dm7                   G7
As the measure of a woman's worth
         Eb                  Dm     Gm        Cm   F           Bb
I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects

               F9                        Bb
Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
               F9                        Bb   Bb7
Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
              Eb                         Edim7
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
         Bb                        G7
I would rather watch boobs than a movie
           Cm7     F7                Bb
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.

2. Poverty (altruism)

I believe people are entitled to basic human rights

Whether they are rich or their poor

I believe a world where no children are starving

Is a world worth fighting for

And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling

How incredibly lucky I am

And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave

Should come at the expense of my fellow man

I'm sure I could give a little more

To alleviate the suffering of the poor.

Fuck I love boobs though.

I just really love them

I don't really mind if I am behind

Below or above them.

They're just so jubbly

They make me feel lovely

I'd rather own boobs than a pub

Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo

I really love boobs.

3. Enviromentalism

I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism

And we must treat her carefully

I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming

Her resources indefinitely.

The earth's not a bottomless pit

And we can all do our little bit.

Fuck I love boobs though

I just really care for 'em

They're equally fun when they're aged 21

Or octogenarian.

They're just so flappy

They make me feel happy

I'd rather eat boobs than a bap

Be doop be doo

I just really love boobs.

            Eb6                        F
Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions
   Dm                        G7  
Designed to tempt men in situations when
       Eb                         F   
They can't get a glimpse of your bum
  D7/F# (D7 fine)       Gm                    F
I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says
  Eb                    F
Lipstick is for making your lips look more
          Bb        F       Gm   F
Like the lips of a happy vagina
            Eb                 Edim7                    F
Since they said that I can't look my great aunt in the eye
D7                                 Gm   F   Eb
Why'd they have to say that, oh why?

            Eb                     F
From that first little suck of colostrum
Dm7                                       G
To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel

        Cm     Bb     Eb   Edim    F
We're just fucking monkeys in    shoes

    Bb    Gm    Eb
And I-----e----i

       F           Bb   Gm
Will always love boobs
        Eb F            Bb      
i Will always love boobs

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