50 Ways To Say Goodbye Chords

[Intro]
Am    Dm
G     C
F     Dm    E
 
 
[Verse]
Am          Dm
My heart is paralyzed
G           C
My head was oversized
F             Dm               E
I'll take the high road like I should
Am            Dm
You said it's meant to be
G             C
That it's not you, it's me
F              Dm             E
You're leaving now for my own good
 
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
 
 
[Chorus]
         F
She went down in an airplane
C
Fried getting suntanned
G                Am            G
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
F                       C           Bm     E
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
          F
She met a shark underwater
C
Fell and no one caught her
G          Am                G
I returned everything I ever bought her
F                        C      E
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
     N.C.
And ways to say you died
 
 
[Interlude]
Am    Dm
G     C
F     Dm    E
 
 
[Verse]
Am             Dm
My pride still feels the sting
G           C
You were my everything
F            Dm               E
Someday I'll find a love like yours (A love like your's)
Am               Dm
She'll think I'm Superman
G         C
Not super minivan
F             Dm              E
How could you leave on Yom Kippur
       N.C.
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
 
 
[Chorus]
        F
She was caught in a mudslide
C
Eaten by a lion
G                 Am            G
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
F                       C           Bm     E
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
          F
She dried up in the desert
C
Drowned in a hot tub
G                     Am        G
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
F                        C      E
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
 
And ways to say you died
 
 
[Interlude]
Am    Dm
G     C
F     Dm    E    F
 
 
[Bridge]
  G
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
  F
I wanna be the one you're dying to
G                     F
Love...but you don't want to
 
E
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
E
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
 
 
[Chorus]
         F
She went down in an airplane
C
Fried getting suntanned
G                Am            G
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
F                       C           Bm     E
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
          F
She met a shark underwater
C
Fell and no one caught her
G          Am                G
I returned everything I ever bought her
F                        C      E
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
        F
She was caught in a mudslide
C
Eaten by a lion
G                 Am            G
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
F                       C           Bm     E
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
          F
She dried up in the desert
C
Drowned in a hot tub
G                     Am        G
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
F                        C      E
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
 
And ways to say you died
 
 
[Outro]
F    C    G
F    C    G
X