Fake Bouquet Chords

Cadd9 x32033
 
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I went to the craft department
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For to buy a fake bouquet
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I'll love you 'til these flowers die
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And they won't die anyway
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Their petals, they are made of fabric
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Stem is plastic colored green
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They don't need no vase of water
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Toughest flower you ever seen
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Over time they may get dusty
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You just brush that dust away
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All they need's a little love
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I'll love you like a fake bouquet
 
[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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Sprayed 'em in my Stetson Black
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So that you would think of me
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Every time you take a whiff
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Take a whiff, my honey bee
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Bought a card in aisle nine
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There ain't nothin' I could say
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Hallmark ain't got figured out
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Printed up, already made
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Cost a bit, but I don't mind
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'Cause I ain't got the skills it takes
Cadd9                  G
Nor the time to make a card
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To give you with this fake bouquet
 
[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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Some die off in the July heat
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Some die off when the yards all freeze
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Plastic flowers hold their bloom
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Summer, fall, winter, spring
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They don't need no certain climate
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For to make their petals stay
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All they need's a little love
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I'll love you like a fake bouquet
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When the man comes down to fetch me
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And to take my soul away
Cadd9                  G
You'll still have this cheesy card
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And this old faded fake bouquet
 
[Outro]
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