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[Verse]
G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
D                              G          D
I've seen those English dramas too, They're cruel
G                           D
So if there's any other way To spell the word
               G        D
It's fine with me, with me

[Pre-Chorus]
C                      D
Why would you speak to me that way
G                 D
Especially when I always said that I
C               D
Haven't got the words for you
G                D
All your diction dripping with disdain
C                  D
Through the pain I always tell the truth

[Verse]
G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
D                       G   D
I climbed to Dharamsala too I did
G
I met the highest lama
D                       G      D
His accent sounded fine to me, to me

[Pre-Chorus]
C                   D
Check your handbook It's no trick
G                  D
Take the chapstick Put it on your lips
C             D
Crack a smile Adjust my tie
G                    D
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys

[Chorus]
C                       D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
G                       Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
C                       D
Why would you lie about anything at all?
G                 Am
First the window, then it's to the wall
C            D                G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

e|-3-3----|-3-3----|
B|-3-3----|-3-3----|
G|-4-4----|-4-4----|
D|-5-5----|-5-5----|
A|-5-5----|-5-5----|
E|-3-3----|-3-3----|

[Solo]
e|-10-10-10-10--10-10-12-10-|-15-15-15-15--15-15-14-15-|
B|-12-12-12-12--12-12-12-12-|-15-15-15-15--15-15-15-15-|
G|-12-12-12-12--12-12-12-12-|-14-14-14-14--14-14-14-14-|
D|--------------------------|--------------------------|
A|--------------------------|--------------------------|
E|--------------------------|--------------------------|

e|-10-10-10-10--10-10-12-10-|-15-15-15-15--15-14-12-14-|
B|-12-12-12-12--12-12-12-12-|-15-15-15-15--15-15-13-15-|
G|-12-12-12-12--12-12-12-12-|-14-14-14-14--14-14-12-14-|
D|--------------------------|--------------------------|
A|--------------------------|--------------------------|
E|--------------------------|--------------------------|

e|-10-10-10-10--10-10-12-10-|-15-15-15-15--15-15-14-15-|
B|-12-12-12-12--12-12-12-12-|-15-15-15-15--15-15-15-15-|
G|-12-12-12-12--12-12-12-12-|-14-14-14-14--14-14-14-14-|
D|--------------------------|--------------------------|
A|--------------------------|--------------------------|
E|--------------------------|--------------------------|

e|-10-10-10-10--10-10-12-10-|-15-15-15-15--15-14-12-14-|
B|-12-12-12-12--12-12-12-12-|-15-15-15-15--15-15-13-15-|
G|-12-12-12-12--12-12-12-12-|-14-14-14-14--14-14-12-14-|
D|--------------------------|--------------------------|
A|--------------------------|--------------------------|
E|--------------------------|--------------------------|

e|----------------------------|----------------------------|
B|----------------------------|----------------------------|
G|-11-12---12-11-9--------9-11|-11-9-----------------------|
D|-----------------12--12-----|------12-10--9---10-9-------|
A|----------------------------|---------------------12--10-|
E|----------------------------|----------------------------|

e|----------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|-11-12---12-12-12--12-12-12-|11-9-11--12--12-14--12--12-11-9-11-|
D|----------------------------|-----------------------------------|
A|----------------------------|-----------------------------------|
E|----------------------------|-----------------------------------|

[Pre-Chorus]
C                   D
Check your passport It's no trick
G                   D
Take the chapstick  Put it on your lips
C             D
Crack a smile Adjust my tie
G                 D
Know your butler, unlike other guys

[Chorus]
C                       D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
G                       Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
C                       D
Why would you lie about anything at all?
G                 Am
First the window, then it's to the wall
C                  D
Why would you tape my conversations?
G                   Am
Show your paintings At the United Nations
C            D                G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

[Outro]
e|-3-3----|-3-3----|-3-3----|-3-|
B|-3-3----|-3-3----|-3-3----|-3-|
G|-4-4----|-4-4----|-4-4----|-4-|
D|-5-5----|-5-5----|-5-5----|-5-|
A|-5-5----|-5-5----|-5-5----|-5-|
E|-3-3----|-3-3----|-3-3----|-3-|

            
            
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T.McG08 10 Jul 08, 2008 07:39 AM

Great tab, and great band. 5 stars.

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richie-t 10 Jul 11, 2008 04:51 AM

great tab but i with the verse rather having the chords go G D G D, i prefer G D G C, i feel it works a little better wit the vocals but hey thats just me. ace song.

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k-man burnt 51 Aug 16, 2008 07:22 AM

Im pretty sure the chords are more like:

Pre-Chorus:
C D
Why would you speak to me that way
G Am
Especially when I always said that I
C D
Haven't got the words for you
G Am
All your diction dripping with disdain
C D
Through the pain I always tell the truth

and so on...

but other than its great x

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