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Here's the tab with standard tuning for Voltaire's country song All Women Are Crazy. I'm 
a woman, but I love
this song :P
This song can be played with these chords NO CAPO or CAPO 1. It just depends on which is 
best for you.
Hope this works.

              D
All women are crazy
            G
All men are dumb
                            D
‘Cos though we know they're crazy
              G
We still want some
             D
It's nothin’ new
                 G
And it's sad but true

                   D
That we just can't quit 'em
                  A
And we can't live with 'em
                D
What's a man to do?


            A
Back in the Bible

            D
There was a tree
             G
Lord said to Adam, "Don't you eat that fruit"
                  D
He said, "Fine by me"

But then along came Eve
              G
Lookin’ to do wrong
                      D
And on account of her curves
                A
And his lack of nerves
          D
Adam went along

                   D
‘Cos all women are crazy
            G
All men are dumb
                            D
‘Cos though we know they're crazy
              G
We still want some
             D
It's nothin’ new
                 G
And it's sad but true

                   D
That we just can't quit 'em
                  A
And we can't live with 'em
                D
What's a man to do?


            A


Take my old lady
               D
I bought her a gown

        G
We were fixin’ to go out mixin’
           D
Out on the town
She said, "Do I look fat?"
                                G
I said, "Heck no! Just a little round"

               D                     A
And since that day, I've walked this way
                D
It hurts to sit down

                   D
‘Cos all women are crazy
            G
All men are dumb
                            D
‘Cos though we know they're crazy
              G
We still want some
             D
It's nothin’ new
                 G
And it's sad but true

                   D
That we just can't quit 'em
                  A
And we can't live with 'em
                D
What's a man to do?


*speaking part*
D                                           G
Fellas, there comes a time in every woman's life
                               D
About once a month, to be exact
When they get kinda ornery
               G
Oh, they start kickin’ and fussin’ and fightin’ and
                     D
We don't know what's wrong with them
                                               G
But in a week or so, they generally come around
And they'll look you right in the eye, too, and they'll say
A                  G                    D
"I'm sorry, honey, I was just PMSin’"

             G
Now, ladies, I feel for you, I really do
                          D
It's not an easy thing to go through
                                     G
But since we already know the outcome
I'd like to propose a little experiment
D
Boys, the next time your woman gets crazy
G
Oh say, about a month from now
                   D
I want you to just look her right in the eye and ask her
A               G
"Honey, are you sure you're not just PMSin’?"
(pause)
Then you better grab your balls and run for the hills

D

*singing again*
              A
When I met my lady
                  D
And asked for her hand
            G
She was the calmest and the sweetest girl
           D
In all the land
But then the ring went on
                 G
And she went all wrong
                D                  A
Like a midnight thriller, she went BrideZilla
             D                 G
She spat pea soup and become a killer
              D
She ate three kids
                A
And my auntie's wig

                 D
And the pastor's dog

*pause*
Why?!

                   D
‘Cos all women are crazy
            G
All men are dumb
                            D
‘Cos though we know they're crazy
              G
We still want some
             D
It's nothin’ new
                 G
And it's sad but true

                   D
That we just can't quit 'em
                  A
And we can't live with 'em
               D
You just can't shoot 'em
                 G
Or you'll end in prison
                   D                    A
And the biker from Hell, in your prison cell

                      D
Might take a shine to you

End on D

            
            
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