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Thank God For Girls chords

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   Am  D   F   G
e|-5---5---8---3-|
B|-5---7---10--3-|
G|-5---7---10--4-|
D|-7---7---10--5-|
A|-7---5---8---5-|
E|-5---x---x---3-|


[VERSE 1]

     Am                 G                        D
 The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair
               F                Am                  G
 Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip
                        D                           F
 In the woods with your bros that you’ve known since second grade
        Am                      G                D
 And you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called upon
     F                  Am
 To employ your testosterone
                   G                  D          F
 In a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV
Am                   G              D                      F
 And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts, bruises, and scrapes
             Am                     G    
 And you will require band aids and antiseptic ointments
     D                            F               Am
 And tender loving kisses on your stab wounds and when you come home
     G                    D              F            Am
 She will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes
       G                  D
 And a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth
            F
 And that's why you


[CHORUS]

       Am G    D     F
 Thank God for girls
        Am      G
 Holla Jesu Christe
           D        F
 From Tennessee to LA
       Am G    D     F
 Thank God for girls
         Am        G
 On your reckoning day 
            D            F
 You better bow down and pray
          Am  G
 She’s so big
          D   F
 She’s so strong
         Am   G            D          F
 She’s so energetic in her sweaty overalls
       Am G    D     F
 Thank God for girls
 

[VERSE 2]

Am                   G               D                     F
 I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though she isn't mine
Am                         G                           D                         F
 I think about her all the day and all the night it's enough to know that she's a-live
            Am                        G
 She says I give her sweaty palms she almost had a heart attack
D                              F
 The truth is that I’m just as scared I don’t know how to act
Am                          G
 I wish that I could get to know her better
             D                                F
 But meeting up in real life would cause the illusion to shatter
Am                      G
 I carved her name into all the trees
D                 F
 Sang a song down on one knee
Am                   G                      D                 F
 Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like when I was 14
Am       G             D                 F
 I’m levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around
             Am                  G                    D                          F
 I’m like an Indian Fakir tryna’ meditate on a bed of nails with my pants pulled down


[CHORUS]

       Am G    D     F
 Thank God for girls
        Am      G
 Holla Jesu Christe
           D        F
 From Tennessee to LA
       Am G    D     F
 Thank God for girls
         Am        G
 On your reckoning day 
            D            F
 You better bow down and pray
          Am  G
 She’s so big
          D   F
 She’s so strong
         Am   G            D          F
 She’s so energetic in her sweaty overalls
       Am G    D     F
 Thank God for girls


[VERSE 3]

Am                   G     D                 F            Am
 God took a rib from Adam, ground it up in a centrifuge machine
                    G               D                    F
 Mixed it with cardamom and cloves, microwaved it on the popcorn setting
       Am           G             D
 While Adam was like “that really hurts”
             F             Am            G
 Going off into the tundra, so pissed at God
        D                             F                      Am
 And he started lighting minor forest fires, stealing osprey eggs
                  G                            D
 Messing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the echinacea
F               Am                    G
 Until God said, “Imma smite you with loneliness
     D                   F
 And break your heart in two”
     Am            G       D               F     Am             G
 And Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair, falling on his knees
               D
 Looked to the sky and said

 “Thank God”

            
            
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diceysnowball 20 Aug 20, 2016 07:04 PM

sounds like ass to me dude haha

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