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Artist: Weezer
Song: Where's My Sex?
Album: Hurley (2010)
tabbed by: necriononguitar
e-mail: tim.rathgen@web.de (NO SPAM!!!)

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Tuning: Drop D

. =palm-muted
~ =hold note
^ =vibrato
b =bend
r =release
p =pull off
h =hammer on


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Love the song =w=

Reminds me of their older albums, the good ole times ;D

NOTE: Since u use power-chords (drop d) in the verse i didnt mind writing
down if its major or minor



Am       G         F        E  G

This is the line u play in the verse ;D
Here is the lil tab:
E----------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------------------|
D----------------------------------------------------|
A-----7-----7-5-----5-3------3-2--2--2--2--5---------|
E-----7-----7-5-----5-3------3-2--2--2--2--5---------|
      .     . .     . .      . .  .  .  .  .


Am    G       F        E       G  Am       G       F       E G
  Mom made my sex, she knitted it with her hands
Sex-making is a family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said 'gosh dang, this is great!'

F                        
But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
D
Walking round with no sex at all


         Am         G      F              E     G
(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here
Am          G       F          E      G
Under the bench but it isn't there
     Am      G         F       E      G
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
    Am        G     F         E     G
I'm running late, I can't be late

 
  C                G                Dm                  Am
I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet
    C                             G          Dm
And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend


Am    G       F        E       G  Am       G       F       E G
Meg likes to hide it, she said that it gives her a kick
It may be under the rug or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling round in the washing machine, she's always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
F
It's gonna be another hour or more
D
Till I am ready to walk out the door

         Am         G      F              E     G
(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here
Am          G       F          E      G
Under the bench but it isn't there
     Am      G         F       E      G
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
    Am        G     F         E     G
I'm running late, I can't be late

 
  C                G                Dm                  Am
I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet
    C                             G          Dm  
And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend


Bb   Eb     Bb  Eb    (Come on be my friend)
Bb   Eb     Bb  Eb

Bb     Eb           Bb Eb
People can you hear me talking
Bb         Eb         Bb  Eb
I know you all are happy, rocking
Bb        Eb        Bb    Eb
Could you lend me a dime, pretty please?
Bb       Eb          Bb       Eb           
Brother, sister, got time?    I've got no 
Bb        Eb    Bb        Eb
Sex on my feet, Sex in my drawer
Bb        Eb       Bb         Eb
Sex in my shoes or sex on the floor


         A          G      F              E     G
(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here
A           G       F          E      G
Under the bench but it isn't there
     A       G         F       E      G
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
    A         G     F         E     G
I'm running late, I can't be late

 
  C                G                D                   A
I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet
    C                             G          D
And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend

A



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and thats it! i hope this helped, dont forget to rate and comment!

Cheers...

            
            
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