Truffles Ukulele Chords

Intro
 
    A5   or
 
 
    PM
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E|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7|
E|-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0|
 
Verse 1 (power chords/5ths palm muted)
 
A5       D5                 A5
 
You, you think you're such a badass
    D5                  A5__________________
You think you're such a rough neck 
     F#m    E      D           F#m                  E          A
Well I saw you outside eating truffles with you're moms on the patio 
A       D                  A
Well, I think it's really sad though 
     D                       A
And tell you're girl to quit buggin' me 
      F#m    E     D             F#m        E
Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick in the bathroom 
       A          F#m          A
Of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band 
 
Chorus
          A               D            A                D       E
When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win 
          A               D            A                D       E
When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win 
 
A E A E A E A E
 
Verse 2
 
A       D             A        D          A
Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno 
    F#m    E          D          F#m            E          A
But I get more montequilla in a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime 
       D             A
You're steppin' on a land mine 
      D           A
Your gonna shoot your eye out 
F#m           E              D           F#m                A
I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is goin' on with your momma in the 
F#m           E               D               F#m            A
clogs and the skirt, Wouldn't fuck her for my country with a flag on her 
F#m        A
face and a stolen dick 
 
Chorus
          A               D            A                D       E
When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win 
          A               D            A                D       F#m
When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win  
 
Bridge
 
D F#m A D F#m A D F#m A B D
 
 
Verse 3
 
A5        D5                  A5
You, you think you're still a bad ass 
    D5                    A5
You think you're still a rough neck 
      F#m       E       D
Well let's take this outside 
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