The Gym Chords

[Intro]
F# D#m Bsus2
F# D#m Bsus2
 
[Verse 1]
                       F#
I'm on my way to the gym
 
New shirt, new shorts, new shoes, new socks
      E
New me
       B
It's a brand new me
                    F#
I say "what up?" to Tim
                                                 E
He's the guy that signed me up for a three-year contract
E7                B
I'm locked in for three
                      F#
I do my stretching routine
                                                            E
Got a thing with my neck and my hip and my back and my foot
                B
Warming up is important
 
[Pre-Chorus]
 
And now I'm ready for
F#
Dumbells, treadmills, rowing machine
                                                 E
Nothing is available, it's pretty crowded in here
E7              B
So I do seven pushups
 
[Chorus]
B                          F#
And then I go to McDonald's
                                                              E
I get a Filet-O-Fish and a double Quarter Pounder with cheese
E                      B
20-piece chicken nuggies
                 F#
And then I go to Wеndy's
                                                  E
Get a spicy chicken sandy with fries and a Frosty
E                        B
I dip my friеs in the Frosty
 
[Verse 2]
                      F#
My second day at the gym
                                         E
Got a workout plan online from a Navy SEAL
                      B    Bsus4
It's the real fuckin' deal
B                F#
 Yesterday was a wash
                                                                    E
Went a little overboard with the food, but that'll count as my cheat day
                     B
Even The Rock as a cheat day
 
[Pre-Chorus]
 
So now I'm gonna eat
F#
Chicken, broccoli, pinto beans
                    E
Milk, eggs, pasta, no (Mm-mm!)
           B                        F#
That was a test, I passed the pasta test
 
[Chorus]
 
Oh, let's go
             E
I'm at the gym
                                   B
Shiggi-dun-dun, shiggi-dun-dun, gym
              F#
Starin' at my phone, watching a show
            E
Wheel of Fortune
                 B
I hope everyone wins
 
                 F#
Oh, I do a bicep curl and I take a break
                                                 E
I do three whole squats and I take another break again
                 B
Only this one's longer
 
[Verse 3]
                             F#
And then I go to a strip club
 
They got a sushi buffet
                              E
I think the stripper likes me
                       B
I think I'm gonna get laid
               F#
So I start drinking a lot
 
I call the bouncer a loser
                            E
He throws me into the street
                     B
And I get hit by a cab
                 F#
And I go into a coma
 
F# E B Bsus2
 
[Bridge]
       F#
I wake up
                                              E
The doctor tells me I've been asleep for a year
                    Bsus2
I shed a single tear
                       F#
I can't believe I'm alive
 
I won't take nothing for granted
                         E
I got the heart of a lion
                    B
I'm a miracle of science
 
         F#
And so I get discharged from the hospital
                                    E
I say "Thank you, God, now I understand"
                       B
I finally know who I am
 
[Verse 4]
         F#
So I rob a bank
                                    E
And now I'm on the run with 23,000 dollars
                     B
Robbing a bank is a rush
        F#
I get a fradulent passport
 
I change my name to Roberto
                         E
And then I move to Havana
                  B
Where I run a cockfight
                             F#
And train the chickens to cheat
 
Someone tells the mob
                                E
They beat me to death with a bat
                           B
And no one cares that I died
 
[Outro]
  Bm                      F#
I should've gone to the gym
  Bm                      F#
I should've gone to the gym
  Bm                                        F#
I should've gone, I should've gone to the gym
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