Android Ashley Chords

[Verse]
E                               A
I think you're cute my name is Ashley
                   E
And I work at the computer store
E                          A
That's what I never say to Kyle
                      B
The barista at the coffee shop next door
E                          A
I watch him sadly from the counter
                        E
Where I always pick the wobbly stool
 
E
He hands me
 
My latte
A
And smirks in
 
This hot way
B
But I just
 
Cannot play cool
 
E                     A
The clear and logical solution
                   E
Is to send a robot in my place
E                     A
A robot modeled after me except that
                  B
She can deal with Kyle face to face
E                      A
Been working on her 40 weeks or so
                    E
With barely time to sleep or eat
 
E
Her parts are
 
Built custom
A
All that's lеft
 
Are just some
B
Last circuits
 
I must completе
 
[Chorus]
E
Android Ashley
A             C#m
I wish I were you
              B
Instructions tell you what to do
E           A                  C#m      B
And if you fail you can't feel blue
 
E
Android Ashley
A
When you're good to go
C#m    B                 E     A
Maybe then at last I'll know
        C#m            B
How to fix the bugs in Ashley 1.0
 
[Verse]
E                       A
The final chip arrived today so
                    E
I install it in the vacant port
E                    A
I solder in the last connections
 
Hit the power switch
    B
And pray there's not a short
E
She whirs to life
          A
Her optic sensors turn my way
         E
I wonder what they see
 
E
She holds out
 
Her hand to
A
Accept my command
B
Ooh, I have made
 
A brand new me
 
[Chorus]
E
Android Ashley
A             C#m
I wish I were you
              B
Instructions tell you what to do
E          A                    C#m   B
And if you fail you can't feel blue
 
E
Android Ashley
A                  C#m
Now you're good to go
      B                  E     A
Maybe soon at last I'll know
       C#m              B
How to fix the bugs in Ashley 1.0
 
[Bridge]
A
She walks up to the counter
B
Run program talk to Kyle
 C#m
Sub-routine order latte
               B
Call function wave and smile
A
Parse input 'Hey, how are you?'
B
Play text to voice 'I'm fine'
C#m
Parse input 'You seem different'
    B                  A          B        C#m B
And suddenly I see the flaw in my design
 
A                       B
If I wrote this program perfectly
        C#m                       B
I won't need to make corrections
       A              B
But if Kyle falls for Robot Me
C#m                 B    A           B C#m B
He'll never love my imperfections
 
A
So I abort the program
B
And quickly call her back
C#m
I start the shutdown process
              B
But then she turns to me
A                      B
Before the screen goes black
 
[Chorus]
E
Human Ashley
A
I wish I were you
C#m         B
No one can tell you what to do
E               A                C#m   B
The things you feel are real and true
 
E
Human Ashley
A            C#m
Do not envy me
         B                 E     A
You know all that life can be
       C#m           B
I wish I knew how it feels to be so free
 
[Verse]
E                  A
So I see Kyle the barista
                      E
At the coffee shop he looks my way
E
I think you're cute
           A
My name is Ashley
                  B
And I work at the computer store
 
I say
 
E
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