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Zombie Prostitute ukulele

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Tuning: DGCFAd


Em          022000
Am          x02210
Asus2add11+ 021200

Intro: Em

I was alone and I needed a date.
Em                                           Am
I was takin' a walk to the cemetery gate when I,
Am                                        Em
I saw a sign, it said, "For a good time,
take a left down at tombstone number 8."

Went through the gateway and I'm pretty sure I
Em                                       Am
Saw some eyes peeking out of a sepulture, I
Am                                        Em
Took a step into the tomb of ill repute.
That's where I met her, the zombie prostitute.

Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.)

Em Am Em Am Em Am Em
Am Em Asus2add11+ Em

I grabbed her left breast and I'm pretty sure I tore it.
Em                                                         Am
I said, "Go down," but she didn't have the stomach for it.
Am                                                  Em
Her teeth fell out and her tounge fell out to boot.
But all in all she was a rotten kind of cute.

Well I was tense it was plain to see.
Em                                        Am
A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me.
Am                                                     Em
I didn't want to see it but I just had to believe it.
I had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me.

Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.)

Em Am Em Am Em Am Em
Am Em Asus2add11+ Em

Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes.
Em                                                 Am
I don't know which of my organs is the next to go.
Am                                                     Em
I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease.
Wouldn't you know now I'm a zombie gigolo.

I took my first client on a date.
Em                                   Am
We took a walk to the cemetery gate.
Am                                            Em
I got under her slip, but then I heard a rip.
I pulled it out and I said, "Baby keep the tip."

Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.)

Em Am Em Am Em Am Em
Am Em Asus2add11+ Em

Asus2add11+             Asus2add11+
Morally I'm destitute, in the tomb of ill repute.
        Asus2add11+                Asus2add11+   Em
She's a rotten kind of cute for a zombie prostitute.

NB: I based this on Voltaire's live album and being in the front row of seeing him live
myself XD    The trickiest bit was finding the Asus2add11+, which I only got by being
literally within arms reach of his fretboard, if I named the chord incorrectly then my 
guitar software has failed me, but the fingering at the top is correct. Have a listen to the
live track on http://www.voltaire.net/music/ (or on youtube) to find the strumming 
rhythms and enjoy! :)

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