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First Rate Smokes ukulele

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Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Trashcan Americana


First Rate Smokes

VERSE 1 
  F             C
My name is Seymour Green
      C
I'm an honest business man
 F             C
I make First Rate Smokes
      C
From a warehouse in my van
F            C
I've had some troubles
C
With the EPA  
  F              C
I change my company name
C
Every other day
  F        C
I hire out workers
       C
From Kentucky factories
    F              C
Who spend their days working for
      C               
R.J. Reynolds Industries
    F             C
They find me in the parking lot
        C
When the factory whistle blows
      F            C
And we roll up all the tobacco
         C
That gets stuck between their toes

Chorus
F            C
Take off your shoes
     C
It's time to go to work
     FC       C
It's 3am and we're setting up shop
F            C
Take off your socks
     C
Start scraping those nails
     F  C
If the ATF discovers us
     C
It's GPCs from jail

VERSE 2
              
I'm in cahoots with some Canucks
Just above the borderline
They package all my products
With cute logos and designs
I distribute to truck stops
And small town liquor stores
They buy cases of cartons
And call me up for more

VERSE 3
Thrifty smokers don't mind
Where their cigarettes are from
All they really want
Is smoke and tar in their lungs
So if you ever buy a pack
Of First Rate Smokes
You know the tar won't kill you
But the smell will make you choke

            
            
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