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[Verse 1]
        Dm                         C
I owe thirty thousand euro to the German corporation
           Gm                     Am
That just cured me of a terminal cancer
             Dm            C
Now I've got 87 notices reminding me
           Gm                   Am              Bb
They can't care at all, if my ending came too soon
        C           Gm
At the Syrian border
           Am                 Bb                  C
Explosive belts hung from balloons means no more debt
 
[Verse 2]
              Dm                        C
Then I spent thirty seven dollars on a ticket to an island
        Gm                         Am
Where I hid my wealth in fraudulent bank accounts
                Dm                      C
And dropped a hundred Danish kroner on a visa fee
           Gm                Am                 Bb
Would they notice it, if my ending came too soon
        C               Gm
With my papers in order?
        Am                Bb                 C
Drunken doctor holds his breath when we get out
 
tonight
 
[Chorus]
Dm
(oooh, cisplatin! Oooh, bleomycin!
F
Oooh, etoposide!)To the Peshmerga
Dm
(oooh, cisplatin!Oooh, bleomycin!
F                                  Bb     Gm                F
Oooh, etoposide!) To subvert tragedy  Ja! Na!
(We gotta get it) (oooh, cisplatin!Oooh, bleomycin! Oooh, etoposide!)
                Dm
We killed it!
 
[Interlude]
(same as the verse
Dm C Gm Am Bb C Gm Am Bb C
 
[Verse 3]
           Dm                           C
I killed a hundred million cells of embryonal carcinoma
        Gm                              Am
With the love that caused my middle-age heart to burst
           Dm                           C
Then I completed every blank left on my tax return
           Gm                   Am                Bb
And ran the mile or so, to the gunshop with my card
                C        Gm
And my moldy recorder
           Am                 Bb                    C
I held my ground, I tried so hard, but they still said
 
[Verse 4]
              Dm                   C
I just spent over seven hours in an office in Corona
           Gm                          Am
Where the clerk showed me no human compassion
                Dm                        C
If they spend 40 hours dealing with that every week
             Gm                 Am                   Bb
Would you let it slide, if they held their hands up high
        C            Gm
In a kind surrende~~r?
           Am                Bb
If they embraced the human tide?
           C
If they bled?
 
[Chorus]
             Dm         F
And they're right
                   Dm   F
They're the order  Ahhhhhhh
                     Bb
And they deserve to sleep
        F
To be warm
       Gm
To be well
C
  But I can't pay!
 
[Outro]
        Dm              C
I owe €30,000 to the hospital
Gm                      Am
(na ah ah na ah ah na ahhh)
        Dm         C
I spent $37 on commuter flights
    Gm         Am
(Na ah na ah na ahhhh)
            Dm                          C
I killed a hundred million cells of embryonal carcinoma
  Gm            Am
(Na ah na ah na ahhhh)
             Dm                         C
I just spent seven boring hours at the HRA
   Gm             Am        Bb      C
Forgive, forgive, forgive, forgive
       Gm           Am             Bb           C
Or open fire, open fire, or open fire or open fire 
 
Or both
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