Radio Ukulele Chords

This is merely for the people who can't pluck and sing along, but can only strum
and sing along. But other people can try it too. Sorry if I have caused any offence.
*_*_*_*-AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THE CANADA THING!!!!-*_*_*_*
 
Intro: C    Am  F (x2)
 
V1:
C
Shaking like a dog sh*ttin' razorblades
Am        F                     C
Waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
       Am                  F
Waking up all alone waking up so relieved
            C                                Am
While you're taking your time with apologies
              F
I'm making my plans for revenge
C
  Red eyes on orange horizons
Am                F                                F
  If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge
          A (let ring)
I'd drive straight of the edge.
 
C     Am   F
C     Am   F
 
V2:
C
Taking your own life with boredom
    Am        F
I'm taking my own life with wine
C
 It helps you to rule out the sorrow
Am               F
  It helps me to empty my mind
C
 Making the most of a bad time
Am                F
  I'm smoking the brains from my head
C                             Am             F           F
 Leaving the coal calling the kettle black & orange & red
            A (let ring)
This kettle is seeing red
 
Chorus:
C          F               C                 Am     F
I've got a big fat f*ckin' bone to pick with you my darling
C           F                 C        Am       F
In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying
F
I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you
A (let ring)
Plugged in and ready to fall
 
V1
Line 4:...I'm plotting out my revenge...
 
Chorus then D
Am F                       C
   Plugged in and ready to fall
Am F                       C
   Plugged in and ready to fall
Am F                       C
   Plugged in and ready to fall
Am F                       F      F (let ring)
   Plugged in and ready to fall
 
...and that's it.
Requests, probs, email me die_parishilton13@hotmail.co.uk.
Loving you all very much, including the Canadians,
the bride x x x x x
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