Modesto Ukulele Chords

Normal tuning
 
Hit the bass-string first
 
Intro:  F
 
F                      F           F
You came, you went, my mind it got a dent
                               G
I couldn't make my rent, cause all my cash was lent
     F                    F               F
This town is filled, with thousand-dollar-bills
                 G
Lamenated songs, contaminaded lawns
        F                         F
Well we ate about fifteen times a day
F                              F
Staring through a bag of frito-lay
      F                          F
And I play with the fire in the stove
        D                    F              F
When my eyes peel out and my fingertips get cold
          E
Well it's real and it's fake
         F
And it's flaming like a steak
          E
And she's putting out my face
         F
With the rake
   D              F                 F            G
Oh honey you knew, that you were my one and only blur
F                       F              F
Unglued, depressed, the meatloaf in my chest
                    G
Personality test, I failed with the best
      F
And I stopped and I stormed
      F                F
And I past out in your dorm
 
Then you hustled me outside
  G
I couldn't catch a ride
        F                        F
But the subwaytrains speak to me now
    F                                F
I'm browsing through the supermarket town
        F                         F
And the girls don't talk when I'm around
        D                F                F
And I'm feeling bad even though nothing's wrong
 
With solo:
 
F  -F-  F  - G -
F  -F-  F                    G     -  F
          Choking on a breathmint
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