Take The Long Way Home Chords

Bloodhound Gang - Take The Long Way Home
 
 
Tabbed by: http://www.andreasvockrodt.de
 
 
[Intro]
 
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em
 
 
[Verse]
 
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Did you ever read Voltaire's Candide he says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed
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Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase make it up as you go Keyser Soze
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Highlights, yes, but don't underline 'em just live for N.O.W. like Gloria Steinem
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Life is like Marion Barry it's not all that it's cracked up to be
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Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes find the meaning of life is there is none
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It's twenty-four hours when you call it a day be Frank and say: "I did it my way"
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Don't give a flying nun no don't give a Gidget just have more fun than a well-oiled midget
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If life were picture perfect you could frame it but the world is a diaper so let someone else change it
 
 
[Chorus]
 
G                  Bm                  Em
Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
G                       Bm                      Em
Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home
 
 
[Interlude]
 
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
    Em           Bm                        Em                F#m       D
All born equal unless you're Canadian then halfway through decay like Uranium
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You define what's death-defying get the most out of life or at the least die trying
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Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train? or running with scissors like Frasier Crane?
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Have really good times doing really bad things cos the show ain't over 'til the fat lady sings
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Like Elton John with his candle in the wind it's hard to blow out a flame as big as him
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But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker
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Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin don't expect a bright light no just curtains
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Life is like a penis most people don't know it but most people sick so they usually blow it
 
 
[Chorus 2]
 
G                  Bm                  Em
Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
G                       Bm                      Em
Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home
 
 
[Interlude]
 
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em
 
[Chorus 3]
 
G                  Bm                  Em
Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
G                       Bm                      Em
Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home
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