Advert Chords

[Sampled Intro]
 
Food processors are great!
 
 
[Verse 1]
 A            G  A          G         A          G
It's six o'clock on the dot and I'm halfway home
   A            G          A         G          A        G
I feel foul-mouthed as I stand and wait for the Underground
      A        G    A           G   A          G
And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this
   A         G         A        G              A        G
I need something to remind me that there is something else
 
 
[Chorus]
 Bm         F#        A               G
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
 Bm           F#                 A
With all the people who are waiting
                      G
There never seems to be one
 Bm             F#             A
Say something, say something else
 Bm             F#             A
Say something, say something else
 
 
[Verse 2]
A            G     A          G         A      G
Advertisements are here for rapid persuasion
        A            G  A          G         A          G
If you stare too long, you lose your appetite
 A            G       A     G         A          G
And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this
      A            G  A            G     A     G
You need fast relief from aches and stomach pains
 
[Chorus]
 
 Bm         F#        A               G
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
 Bm           F#                 A
With all the people who are waiting
                      G
There never seems to be one
 Bm             F#             A
Say something, say something else
 Bm             F#             A
Say something, say something else
 
 
[Bridge]( A G )
 
One, two, three, four
 
Five, six, seven, eight
 
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
 
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
 
(You can have a holiday in the sun, yes
 
Ladies and gentlemen, one week only, on special offer)
 
 Bm         F#        A               G
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
 Bm           F#                 A
With all the people who are waiting
                      G
There never seems to be one
 Bm             F#             A
Say something, say something else
 Bm             F#             A
Say something, say something else
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