God Saint Peter And The Guardian Angel Ukulele Chords

GOD, ST PETER AND THE GUARDIAN ANGEL
 
Guitar Chords requested by Skin
I'd just like to say that this one was a bugger to work out and I hope you don't
have too much trouble following it.
 
 
 
A/Ab/A/Ab/A/Ab/A/A x 2
 
A
Kids are playing gangster wars 
 
     C#
They don't believe in Santa Claus 
 
    D
The baseball bats are soft of course 
 
    E
The blood is just tomato sauce 
 
   A
As icebergs go it's just the tip 
 
    C#
The start of the apprenticeship 
 
  D
A short sharp Glasgow kiss me quick 
 
E
Karate chop and Kung Fu kick 
 
 
    A
And in the wings the grannies wait 
 
C#
doing things that grannies hate 
 
D
Queuing to accumulate 
 
  E
A pittance from the welfare state 
 
     A
Then back home on a forty four 
 
C#
Put the chain on, lock the door 
 
D
Cross another five bar gate 
 
E
Sit and wait 
 
 
 
CHORUS
 
A              F#m
Don't open the door 
 
              B
Don't talk to strangers 
 
               G
You've not met before 
 
              A
Your guardian angel 
 
                F#m
Will watch over you 
 
                 B
If your guardian angel 
 
                   G
Has got nothing to do 
 
 
   A
In space no one can hear you scream 
 
        C#
Because no one's really listening 
 
      D
Saint Peter's got his gates to clean 
 
    E              F#     E
And God's too busy saving queens 
 
   A
To ever get down off the fence 
 
    C#
And give the meek their inheritance 
 
D
So it's only common sense 
 
   E                      F#E
To get yourself some self defence 
 
 
 
(CHORUS) Same chords as first chorus except last chord is E
 
B C# Eb   F# F#/Eb/F# x 2
 
(CHORUS)
 
B              Abm
Don't open the door 
 
              C#
Don't talk to strangers 
 
               A
You've not met before 
 
              B
Your guardian angel 
 
                Abm
Will watch over you 
 
                 C#
If your guardian angel 
 
                   F#
Has got nothing to do 
 
 
    C#
And so we leave this nusery rhyme 
 
     F
This grizzly gruesome pantomime 
 
         F#
From the cradle to a life of crime 
 
 
And back again
 
    Eb  Bb   Eb
And now it's time 
 
   C#  Eb  F#     Eb Eb/Bb/Eb
To say goodbye 
 
C#/C/ C#/C/C#/C/C# C# x 3
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