Leechboy Ukulele Chords

E G Em G
              Em       C               G
I feel like a leech to everyone around me
  Em                        G
Unsure and false promises I make
    Em                       G
I invade your existence with my dependence
    Em                                G
And leave you guilt tripped until you take
                   Em                G
Care of me, for If not I will surely die
        Em                       G
I don't feed or clean myself and I am always high
        Em                       G
Putting pipe dreams before the necessities in life
             Em                        G
Without your help I have no hope to survive
      Em    C            G
Now I know that sounds pathetic
         Em                  G
That's because that's what I am
   Em    C       G
So open about my flaws
         Em             G
But it's all part of my plan
       Em                 G
For If I can recognize my flaws
         Em                 G
You'll assume I'm trying to change
         Em          G
But I am lazy and disheartened
           Em                G
And I know I will remain the same
       Em          C                 G
Taking all you can give me trying to live in excess
                Em                             G
You know you'll make my life much easier, I'll make your life a mess
         Em                         G
Squirm away stupid leech boy go and die now in the drain
          Em           E               G
You speak only of your sadness but are yet to feel true pain
 
Em    G          D       Em    C   G   D
   As I get older I also worsen
Em C      G D  Em   C  G      D
I used to be a better  person
Em C       G      D        Em     C G D
   Growing into a constant burden
C          G D Em
Introducing    man child
 
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     Em                                G
I am scared I'll lose my job because I always go in stoned
     Em                           G
If I do will you feed me, take me in and hear me moan
       Em                                   G
If you don't I'm on your concience and will surely die alone
          Em                   G
Invite me in to regret it as I take over your home
      Em                              G
Oh so useless and demanding no I will not help out with chores
              Em                           G
I'll bring no money or conversation. Unmotivated and bored
        Em           C               G
Staring blankly into space absorbing all you have worked for
       Em         C         G
I will dissapoint those who think I can do more
           Em           G
I warn you now to avoid me
          Em                 G
I may not bite the hand that feeds
           Em      C      G
But I will wrap my lips around it
           Em               G
And I will suck off all the meat
          Em                         G
You'll be left feeling used once you find out I'm a leech
           Em                       G
I've taken all you can give and now I will up and leave
            Em                      G
No shame or dignity left in me as I scout out brand new friends
     Em             C            G
To invade with my dependence and let it start again
Em    G          D       Em    C   G   D
   As I get older I also worsen
Em C      G D  Em   C  G      D
I used to be a better  person
Em C       G      D        Em     C G D
   Growing into a constant burden
C          G D Em
Introducing    man child
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