Mascot Chords

Intro
C G D Em
C G D Em
C G D Em
C G D Em
 
C                          G
What's the hotline for the recall?
      D               Em
I'm a no parachute Tom Petty in a freefall
C                G
 I maxed out the RAM
               D
My endocrine glands are shot
    Em
No sand in the sea wall
C                            G
Flushed the toxins 'til the sign said "vacant"
D                  Em
Subprimal crisis, stuck with the payment
C                      G
Push the primetime taglines out of phase and
D                      Em
 Found nothing on the ship worth saving
 
C                   G
 Took a whole lotta shots
                    D
Straight from the dreadnought
                Em              C
Now I've got a new HVAC in the sweatshop
              G                          D
Had a screw loose but I'm back with the threadlock
   Em        C
Whoah, whoah
                    G
Lived through the crash
                D
Patched up my headshot
                 Em
Better wake the cast
                C
I'm back in my guest spot
                 G                  D
Never take the cash stashed in the mascot
    Em
Whoah, whoah
 
C          G
 Spiderman kiss from a Pisces
D              Em
 Got my constellations aligning
C               G
Rewrite the manifesto
             D                   Em
Hatch a new plan to make the armageddon retro
C                             G
Crossed a few lines 'til the fines got pricey
D                   Em
Cost to exhume the gloom in my psyche
C                         G
Looking like I'm past naptime on my ID
D                    Em.
 But the next smile won't be politely
 
 
C                   G
 Took a whole lotta shots
                    D
Straight from the dreadnought
                Em              C
Now I've got a new HVAC in the sweatshop
              G                          D
Had a screw loose but I'm back with the threadlock
   Em       C
Whoah, whoah
                    G
Lived through the crash
                D
Patched up my headshot
                 Em
Better wake the cast
                C
I'm back in my guest spot
                 G                  D
Never take the cash stashed in the mascot
    Em
Whoah, whoah
 
Em Em Em C
Em Em Em C
Em Em Em C
Em Em D D
 
C                   G
 Took a whole lotta shots
                    D
Straight from the dreadnought
                Em              C
Now I've got a new HVAC in the sweatshop
              G                          D
Had a screw loose but I'm back with the threadlock
   Em       C
Whoah, whoah
                    G
Lived through the crash
                D
Patched up my headshot
                 Em
Better wake the cast
                C
I'm back in my guest spot
                 G                  D
Never take the cash stashed in the mascot
    Em
Whoah, whoah
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