I Went To The Store One Day Ukulele Chords

Uke version in G. Transpose down 4 half-steps for original FJM version in D#/Eb
 
Most chord shapes are open, but the picking sounds better if you use barre chords for D, D7 and B7:
D  2225
D7 2223
B7 2322
 
Picking pattern throughout:
3 4 1 2  On 1/16 notes
 
Some notes are best strummed once, or
maybe picked all strings at once. Listen
to the FJM version to get a feel for where
that should happen.
 
[Intro]
C6  C#dim7 G  D  D7  G  B7  C  C6
 
[Verse]
C6           C#dim7
 We met in a parking lot
        G
Buying coffee and cigarettes
D             D7                  G
Firewood and bad wine long since gone
B7                                   C
 But I'm still drunk and hot, wide awake
               C6
Breathing hard
 
[Verse]
C6                C#dim7
 But now, in just one year's time
            G                   D             D7              G
I've become jealous, rail-thin, prone to paranoia when I'm stoned
B7                                  C                      C6
 If this isn't true love, someone oughta put me in a home.
C6                     C#dim7              G                   D        D7            G
Say, do you wanna get married and put an end to our endless progressive tendency to scorn?
B7                              C                          C6
 Provincial concepts like your dowry and your daddy's farm
 
[Bridge]
             G             D
For love to find us of all people
        G                C#dim7 B7 C#dim7 C6
I never thought it be so simple Ooooo
 
C6  C#dim7 G  D  D7  G  B7  C  C6
(Whistle/hum)
 
[Verse]
C6              C#dim7                   G                       D                 D7                 G
 Let's buy a plantation house and let the yard grow wild until we don't need the signs that say, "Keep out"
B7                                   C                  C6
 I've got some money left and it's cheaper in the South
C6              C#dim7              G                      D                 D7              G
 I need someone I can trust to protect me from our seven daughters when my body says, "Enough!"
                      B7                                      C                       C6
Don't let me die in a hospital, I'll save the big one for the last time we make love
Cm         G     B7                       C#dim7
   Insert here      a sentiment re: our golden years
C6            Cm            G      D      G
    All 'cause I went to the store one day
D                                       G
  "I've seen you around, what's your name?"
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