The Shower Song Chords

[Intro]
A F#m D A
 
[Verse 1]
     A         F#m
The economy is crashing
    D             A
The ozone layer’s gone
    E                      F#m
Amy Winehouse is wandering barefoot
          D              A
The whole world is going wrong
           A               F#m
Seems like Oprah’s always crying
   D             A
My TV’s full of bad news
E            F#m
Wanna make a difference
      D                  E
But I don’t know what to do
 
[Chorus]
                  A     F#m
So I get in the shower
                   D            A
And I wait for the world to change
               A     F#m
I get in the shower
                   D            A
And I wait for the world to change
 
[Bridge]
           E
Cause it’s 3pm on a Wednesday
   F#m
Outside is thunder and rain
      E
And I know that it is time to take my
      F#m
Third shower of the day
     D
So I bring my CD player into the bathroom
    D
And put on Alanis Morissette
          E
Because a shower ritual is not complete
 
Without a little Under Rug Swept
           E                     E
(That’s an album by Alanis, it’s really underrated)
         A
Why do I take so many showers?
    D
Whatever can it be?
     E
Am I trying to wash away my past
          F#m
Or just escape from my TV?
         A
It’s a spiritual purging
       D
Better than a primal scream
  E
I cough up all my phlegm
          F#m
When I am breathing in the steam
 
[Verse 2]
      A                 F#m
Don’t make me leave the shower
         D          A
When I’m ready to I will
A            F#m
I’m not even worried
 D            A
About my hydro bill
    A                 F#m
I’m standing, staring at the drain
D            A
Standing perfectly still
  E                   F#m
I think I agree with you, Alanis
          D             E
Life is a Jagged Little Pill
 
[Bridge]
      A
And I know you have to pee
               D
I can hear you banging on the door
           E
But you’re just gonna have to wait
           F#m
This is my me-time, I’m exfoliating every part of my body with an apricot scrub
      A
Let’s all escape the thunder
      D
Let’s all escape the gloom
           E
Let’s just take a shower together
         F#m
Let’s go back into the womb
         A
And when armageddon hits
         D
We’ll be safe and warm and wet
           E
Covered in Old Spice Maximum Endurance Sport shower gel
               F#m
Listening to Alanis Morissette
 
[Outro]
A D E F#m
A D E F#m
 
  A             D
I feel it in my fingers
  E             F#m
I feel it in my toes
A               D
We could solve our problems
   E            F#m
By taking off our clothes
   A               D
So thank you, shampoo
E              F#m
Thank you, conditioner
A          D            E     F#m
Thank you, thank you, loofa
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