Phineas And Ferb The Movie Candace Against The Universe - Adulting Chords

[Intro]
D Bm C G
D Bm C G
 
[Verse 1]
                      D             Bm                C                G
Doofenshmirtz: So you say you got a patch for leading people through a jungle?
      D         Bm                C    G
But I got a prescription for this anti-fungal.
     D
So I win!
                 Bm
Isabella: How is that winning?
                   C          G
Doofenshmirtz: I'm saying I'm prepared.
            D                 Bm             C         G
Isabella: Undecided whether I should feel disturbed or scared.
                   D         Bm
Doofenshmirtz: I'm older and bolder,
         C          G
Got this ache in my shoulder
          D         Bm
I keep my medical records
        C       G
In this manilla folder.
          D
Isabella: Meaning?
               Bm          C      G
Doofenshmirtz: Just that I lived more.
                   D            Bm              C        G
Isabella: But I've got a better feelin' for the great outdoors.
 
 
[Chorus]
                  A        Bm        A       Bm
Doofenshmirtz: Ya think ya know just what to do,
    A          Bm       G
But I've got a ton more experience than you
    D       Bm
In adulting!
             C              G
Isabella: Is that what it's called?
                 A        Bm         A      Bm
Doofenshmirtz: I know you don't know what I mean,
           A         Bm              G
But you're not gonna know it till ya turn eighteen.
              D       Bm
It's called "adulting"!
          C            G
Isabella: That's not a verb.
 
 
[Bridge]
                              E
Doofenshmirtz: When you're no longer a private, you're a sarge!
       G
You're all grown up and you're livin' large!
Bb        C      G   Bb   A
Ya get to be the one in charge!
 
Get it off of me! Get it off of me!
 
 
[Chorus]
             D      Bm
It's called adulting!
               C           G
Isabella: It's still not a verb.
                        D
Doofenshmirtz: Come on, back me up, Herb.
                Bm
Ferb: It's not "Herb".
               C       G
Doofenshmirtz: Whatever.
 
 
[Verse 2]
                  D             Bm
Isabella: Can you read a compass?
 
Doofenshmirtz: No.
             C       G
Isabella: Or start a fire?
 
Doofenshmirtz: No.
          D           Bm
Isabella: Build a shelter?
 
Doofenshmirtz: No.
             C        G
Isabella: Or change a tire?
 
Doofenshmirtz: No.
          D
Isabella: Dig a hole?
 
Doofenshmirtz: No.
          Bm
Isabella: Pitch a tent?
 
Doofenshmirtz: No.
          C
Isabella: Navigate?
 
Doofenshmirtz: No.
          G
Isabella: Circumvent?
 
Doofenshmirtz: No.
          D
Isabella: Chop a tree?
 
Doofenshmirtz: No.
          Bm
Isabella: Build a snare?
 
Doofenshmirtz: No.
          C
Isabella: Catch a fish?
 
Doofenshmirtz: No.
          G
Isabella: Fight a bear?
 
Doofenshmirtz: No.
 
 
[Chorus]
          A     Bm        A    Bm
Isabella: Now I think our only tear
      A          Bm          A   Bm
And I think this question is really fair
A          Bm          G       F
Is can you get us from here to there? Doofenshmirtz: Absolutely!
N.C.
Isabella: You can? How?
 
 
[Outro]
                   D      Bm  C  G
Doofenshmirtz: By adulting!
      D
Yes, adulting!
            Bm      C
Baljeet: He makes a salient point.
             G
Isabella: Baljeet!
                    D
Doofenshmirtz: I'm adulting!
         Bm       C           G
Baljeet: What? He sounds authoritative.
                           D
Doofenshmirtz: 'Cause I'm adulting!
 
I'm an adult!
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