South Park - Cartman Waterpark Song Chords

[Intro]
C#m
 
[Verse]
C#m               E
What has happened to this place?
        F#m          A
I don’t recognize it anymore.
   F#m                   E
It used to be so fun and special.
             D                E
What is life worth living for?
F#m                    E
The dream is dead, our land is gone;
        D                                 E
There’s a hole in my heart and I can’t go on.
 
[Chorus]
                   A
There are too many minorities (minorities)
      D
At my water park (my water park).
         F#m                C#m
This was our land, our dream (our dream)
            D                E
and they’ve taken it all away.
                           A        Bm
They just keep coming and coming (minorities).
           C#m                   D
I tried to go and tell the police,
             Bm
But even the authorities
      E
Are minorities
      A
At my Water Park
 
[Instrumental]
D E
 
[Verse]
C#m                        E
There’s no place for me to sit anymore,
        F#m                     A
And the lines just keep getting crazier.
          F#m          E
There are Mexicans all around me.
         D                      E
The lazy river has never been lazier.
       F#m                  A
It’s a 40 minute wait to go down one slide,
            D                               A       E
And the instructions are in Spanish on the Zip Line ride!
E
(Guarden los brazos y piernas dentro del paseo)
E
Just do it in English!
 
[Chorus]
                             A
There are too many minorities (too many)
      D
At my water park (somebody do something).
F#m                C#m
Where did they all come from?
               D
Why can’t they leave this land alone?
E               A                        E
And it’s such a tragedy (feel a bit like dying).
              D
We looked the other way too long.
                        B
We’ve got to change our priorities
                  E
And get all these minorities
          A
Out of my water park
 
[Ending]
  D                       E
(Minorities) Mexicans and Asians,
       A                           D                 E
(Black people), I think I even saw Native Americans (gross).
A                          D            E
God I’m asking please, get all of these minorities
          A
Out of my Water Park (my water park)
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