Theres A Baby In My Dinner Hee Haw Chords

# This is a cute little Christmas song, which has been doing the rounds but I have no idea where it actually
# comes from. This is the one and only Youtube link I can find: https://youtu.be/k9ZdixTl81s
 
# I've worked out some chords and put it here for future reference.
 
[Chorus]
F                 C7
Hee-haw, hee-haw, doesn't anybody care?
F                    C7                       C7
There's a baby in my dinner and it's just not fair.
 
[Verse]
F                   C7
Jesus in the manger lying in the hay,
F                             C7
Far too young to realise he's getting in the way.
F                       C7
I don't blame the baby, not his fault at all,
F                      C7                       F
But his parents really should respect a feeding stall.
 
[Chorus]
F                 C7
Hee-haw, hee-haw, doesn't anybody care?
F                    C7                       C7
There's a baby in my dinner and it's just not fair.
 
[Verse]
F                      C7
After all that journey with my heavy load,
F                        C7
Did I ever once complain about that dreadful road?
F                        C7
I can cope with backache and these swollen feet.
F                             C7
All I ask is some respect and one square meal to eat.
 
[Chorus]
F                 C7
Hee-haw, hee-haw, doesn't anybody care?
F                    C7                       C7
There's a baby in my dinner and it's just not fair.
 
[Verse]
F                           C7
"Be prepared", I told them. "Better book ahead".
F                                  C7
Joseph said, "Don't be an ass" and took a chance instead.
F                               C7
Now they've pinched my bedroom. People are so rude!
F                               C7
I can cope with that, but not a baby in my food.
 
[Chorus]
F                 C7
Hee-haw, hee-haw, doesn't anybody care?
F                    C7                       C7
There's a baby in my dinner and it's just not fair.
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