Falsettos - This Had Better Come To A Stop Chords

[Intro]
N.C.
Late for dinner, late again
A                Dm
Late for dinner, late again
A                Dm/E
Late for dinner, late again
A                Gm
Late for dinner, late, late, late, late
A                Dm
Late for dinner, late again
A                Dm/E
Late for dinner, late again
A                Dm/G
Late for dinner, late again
A                Gm/E
Late for dinner, late, late, late, late
 
[Verse 1]
A                     G
Whizzer's supposed to always be here
D/F#
Making dinner
D/F#
Set to screw
Dm/F               F#m
That's what pretty boys should do
B
Check their hairlines
B                   D/E  E
Make the dinner and love me
 
[Chorus]
A7                        Em/G
This is going nowhere and fast, Whizzer
A7                        Bm7
This little thing that we have will not last
Dmaj7
Don't feel responsible
F#m/B
After all it's through
Dmaj7
I'm not responsible
D           Bm/D
Life can be wonderful
Bm/D       E
Isn't this wonderful?
A7                            Em/G
And this had better come to a stop, Whizzer
G#m
Now, Whizzer
Adim           B
Ciao, Whizzer, bend
C#m
This had better come to an end
 
[Verse 2]
D                 Ddim/C
I was supposed to make the dinner
G              Gm
Make it pretty on his plate
G                 B
Every wife should pull her weight
E
Have it ready
E
Make it tasty
     G  A
And love him
 
[Chorus]
Dmaj7                     Am/C
This had better come to a stop doctor
Dmaj7                      Em7
This has been a tragic and horrible flop
Gmaj7
Don't feel responsible
A
After all it's through
Gmaj7
Who is responsible?
A            Em/A
Don't ask me questions
    A             Em/A
I'm frightened of questions
    Dmaj7                       Am/C
But grateful that it's come to a stop, Trina
Dbm
Smile, Trina
D             E
I'll help you mend
 
[Bridge]
D
I met this man today
   Bb/G
He wasn't very smart
           Dm
But he was rich, Marvin
C              Bb              E
Which, Marvin, do you prefer I lust for?
          A7
Brains or money?
B                  A7     B
Brains, I'm not so rich
             Dm/F
But hell I'm smart
E
Love me
N.C.
No
D
Love me, please
            D     E
Or break my heart
                 D                      E
This is all very neat (this is all very neat)
                 D                                              E
This is all very smart (this is all very neat, this is all very smart)
 
[Chorus]
    A7                        Em/G
And this had better come to a stop, Mendel
C#m
Don't touch me!
D           E
Don't condescend
D
This had better come
D
This had better come to a
D*    D*    D*    D*
This, this, this, this
D/E
This had better come to an end
E*
This had better come to an end
 
[Bridge]
A5          Em          A5
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
  Em
I chopped it
  Bb         Fm       Bb      Fm
I served his food the asshole forced me
A5          Em          A5
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
      Em
Chop, chop, chop
A
And still the bastard divorced me!
A5          Em          A5
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
      Em
Chop, chop, chop
 
(Overlapping text)
D                C
Late for dinner, late again (it isn't like he said)
D                C
Late for dinner, late again (you probably hurt his pride)
D                C
Late for dinner, late again (he's gotta have it all)
D                C
Late for dinner, late again
            D             E
He's like a baby who's denied)
 
[Chorus]
A7                        Em/G
This had better come to a stop, Marvin
A7                        Bm7
This has been a lousy but fabulous flop
Dmaj7               F#m/B
Why is it always ourselves who have to change?
Dmaj7
This is incredibly boring
D            Bm/D         Bm/D       E
You've got a temper that redefines temper
A7                            Em/G
And this had better come to a stop, Marvin
G#m
Why, Marvin
Adim
Try, Marvin
B
Bend
F#m/B
This had better come
F#m/B
This had better come to a
F#m/E F#m/E F#m/E F#m/E
This, this, this, this
F#m/E
This had better come to an end
E                           E*
This had better come to an end
                           A A/G A/F# A/F E/F#m A
This had better come to an end
 
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