Courtship Of The Mermaid Chords

[Intro]
Gm Bb F  Gm
Bb Dm Eb F
 
 
[Verse 1]
Gm    Bb    F       Gm
Once upon a morning dawn
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Ninja Brian and I happened upon
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A gold pond, In a forest enchanted where we
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both gazed upon a bold sight so fair
 
    Gm       Bb             F    Gm
See there, beneath the blue waterfall
  Bb          Dm           Eb          F
A mermaid was swimming and my heart, enthralled,
       Gm          Bb        F            Gm
Became lost in the beautiful lines of her face
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For every lithe movement was exquisite grace
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
  Gm          Bb             F          Gm
I trembled in silence at the love of my life
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Such a delicate moment, I must play this just right
 
 
[Chorus]
 Eb               Bb         Eb               Bb
"Hey, do you like pizza!?" I screamed loud as shit
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Then I grabbed a whole pizza, threw the fuck out of it
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It soared through the air like some pizza-ass doves
    Eb         Bb          Eb    F
Now marvel and witness the glory of...
 
Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bb
loooooove...
 
 
[Spoken Interlude]
N.C.
Here comes the pizza!
 
 
[Verse 2]
    Gm             Bb           F            Gm
The mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze
    Bb            Dm          Eb        F
For she'd noticed not my love letter of cheese
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I don't see how I may get her soul to listen
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Like sunlight she shines, like crystals, she glistens
 
  Gm      Bb         F           Gm
I need to dream an ingenious new scheme
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So this angel shall open her heart to me
 
 
[Chorus]
 Eb          Bb           Eb         Bb
"More pizza, Brian!" with onions and ham, too
    Bb         Gm        Eb           F
Now coat me in pizza and throw me, goddamn you!
   Gm        F           Eb         Bb
As choirs of angels sing out to the sky
     Eb              Bb          Eb        F
In a cheese crust of passion, my true love shall...
 
Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F
flyyyy...
 
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Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bb
 
[Spoken]:
Ah, my legs! God, they're definitely broken! Oh no, a handsome merman has just appeared! He's brought the
mermaid filet mignon, Brian. That's a clearly superior dish. Now they're boning, wow, that was fast Hold on,
I'm gonna try to hop over and tell her I love her. Aarghh! Can one of you angels fly me to a hospital, please?
No? Cool. Fuck you guys.
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