Mixer At Delta Chi Ukulele Chords

INTRO:
C - A (x2)
C - A - F5 - Ab5
 
 
VERSE 1:
 C            A           C          A
It's College time again, September's almost here
 C             A            F5           Ab5
Hanging with freshmen girls, frat party kegs of beer
C        A                 C        A
I see a girl I'm wanting, mixer at Delta Chi
C            A         F5             Ab5
We take some oxycontin; Dave Matthew gettin' high
 
 
PRE-CHORUS 1:
G5         F5             G5              F5
And then as I undress her, and start my stimulus
G5              F5
She says, "But wait, Professor.
 G5         Ab5     Bb5  C    A
This wasn't on the syllabus?"...
 
 
CHORUS 1:
C        A      C     A
I'm the bad professor
C        A      C     A
I'm the bad professor!
C          A       C     A
A tenured titty caresser
C     Ab5   G5  C   A
I'm a bad, bad man...
 
 
INTERLUDE:
C - A  (x3)
 
 
VERSE 2:
 C            A             C         A
Tutor her at my apartment, turns into a slow dance
  C          A                 F5           Ab5
"Hey baby, what's your minor? Got your majorin' my pants.
C            A            C           A
I love her student body, she wants a better grade
C           A            F5               Ab5        G5
I say, "If you roll over I'll throw in Financial Aid...
 
 
PRE-CHORUS 2:
G5                       F5
"I hope you've boned up for your midterm
G5                  F5
If you want, I can help you cram
 G5            F5                  G5
Don't give a shit about the essay-test
                     Ab5        Bb5    C    A
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam!"...
 
 
CHORUS 2:
C        A      C     A
I'm the bad professor,
C        A      C     A
I'm the bad professor!
 C           A        C     A
Your money's on the dresser
 C    Ab5   G5     C
I'm a bad, bad... man!
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