Menswear Ukulele Chords

/ means strum once!
capo 1, standard tuning
 
 
         C                         G              Am
"Well I only brought 3, what you lookin' at me for?"
        C                   G               Am
She's dressed in white and putting off crying.
         C                     G
"Well you're the best man, so what's the plan?
               Am
Why don't you talk to Matty about it?"
            C                     G
I said, "I only brought 3 like I told you before, 
        Am
We're gonna have to ask about."
C
Free bar, that's the point.
G                              Am
Spilling Amaretto 'cause of previous joints.
C
Sitting with a girl, fortunate placing.
G                                 Am
Preceding railing racket off a porcelain basin.
C                          G
Who's he? Giving you the lips?
Am
I've never seen him knockin' about.
C
He looks just like me, but 6 foot 3, 
        G               Am
So I reckon you could knock him out.
C
"Well, I think I'll say a couple of words if you don't mind... 
    G                             Am
I never really got on with your bird the first time
C                                  G                          Am
I met her out, dressed in nowt, telling everybody you were shagging about."
C
Well, who's this? Going for the kiss, 
G                    Am
I'm probably gonna yosh in your mouth.
               C                                        G                       Am
Because it's five past three, I can hardly see and I'm on the verge of passing out.
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