Wig Chords

[Intro]
N.C.
What's that on your head? A wig
N.C.
What's that on your head? A wig
N.C.
I say what's that on your head? A wig
N.C.
What's that on your head? A wig
N.C.
Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig
 
[Verse 1]
G
Sally's gotta wig
F
Ricky's gotta wig
G
Baby's gotta wig
F
Kate's gotta wig
G
Fred's gotta cheap toupee
F
Keith's gotta big bouffant on
G                F        G    F
We all got wigs, so let's go
 
[Chorus]
G                 F        G Fsus2
On the neon, neon side of town
       G          F        G Fsus2
On the neon, neon side of town
 
[Verse 2]
G
Julia's gotta wig
F
Phyllis has a wig
G
Cindy's gotta wig
F
J.T's gotta wig
G
Carol's fall fell
F
Bubba's gotta big bouffant on
G                F        G  F
We all got wigs, so let's go
 
[Chorus]
       G          F       G Fsus2
On the neon, neon side of town
       G          F       G Fsus2
On the neon, neon side of town
 
[Instrumental]
G F G C G F G C F
 
[Chorus]
G                F        G  F
On the neon, neon side of town
       G          F       G Fsus2
On the neon, neon side of town
 
[Bridge]
     G                      F
Hey, I bought my wig at the Dianna shop with a purse to match
G                                F
My hair piece is so hot, it sets off fire alarms
G              F
Did something crawl in your wig and die?
G                                      F
Hey, sometimes I part my wig in the middle, and sometimes I tease it a little
G                      F
Hey, did your wig get caught in a lawn mower or somethin'?
G                                                  F
That woman looks like she's got a skunk sittin' on top of her head
G                                                       F
Fred bought his hair piece at the thrift store, ya know why? Why?
                      G
'Cause he didn't want toupee
 
[Chorus]
Eb F G                 F       G  F
     On the neon, neon side of town
       G          F       G  F
On the neon, neon side of town
 
[Outro]
                    G
What's that on your head? A wig
                    F       G
What's that on your head? A wig
  F                             G
I say what's that on your head? A wig
                    F
What's that on your head? A wig
G              F
Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig
        G             F
Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
        G             F
Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
        G             F
Wigs on (Fire), wigs on (Fire)
        G             F
Wigs on (Fire), wigs on (Fire)
     G        F                        G  F
It's 2525 and we've got the most wigs alive
        G             F
Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
        G             F
Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
        G             F
Take it (higher), take it (higher)
        G             F
Take it (higher), take it (higher)
     G        F                          G    F
It's 2525 and we've got the hottest do's alive
G                     F
I love to call my wig "Ilona"
                        G     F
You should hear what it calls you
G   F
    I look like cotton candy
G                         F
They got so many flies on her wig, she needs a bug zapper
G                                 F
I want to go and yo, you guys, is that a moose on your head?
G        F      G
Moose? A moose? Moo
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