Theyre Moving Fathers Grave To Build A Sewer Ukulele Chords

[Verse 1]
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They're moving father's grave to build a sewer.
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They' re moving him regardless of expense.
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They dug up his remains to put in five inch drains,
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To irrigate some posh bloke's residence.
 
[Verse 2]
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Now what's the use in having a religion,
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If when you're dead your troubles never cease,
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If some rich city chap wants a pipeline to privy.
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They'll never let a British workman rest in peace.
 
[Verse 3]
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Now in his lifetime father never was a quitter,
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And I’m sure that he won’t be a quitter now.
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For when the job's complete,
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he'll haunt that privy seat,
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And he'll only let them sit when he'll allow.
 
[Verse 4]
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Now won't there be some bloomin consternation,
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And won't them city chappys rant and rave.
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Which is more than they deserve
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for they had the bleeding nerve
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To muck about a British workman's grave.
 
[Outro]
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My old man said "Foller the van,
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And don't dilly dallyon the way
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Off went the van with me home packed in it,
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I followed on with me old clock linnet
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But I dillied and dallied, dallied and I dillied
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I lost me way and don't know where to roam.
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Well you can't trust a special like the old time coppers
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When you can't find your way home
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