Downloading Porn With Davo Chords

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Sleeping in a van between A and B
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Sucking dick for ecstacy
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Paid a 70 year old hooker to make out with me
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Now the get-high shack is just a memory
 
[Chorus]
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Downloading porn with Davo
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Downloading porn with Davo
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Put a latch on the door so Mama don't know
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That I'm downloading porn with Davo
 
[Verse 2]
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Tried to buy your love but I came up short
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So I fucked a little waitress in exchange for a snort
   A
My girl's got a dick hanging out of her shorts
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Me and Eric in the bathroom with the weather report
 
[Chorus]
B                     A
Downloading porn with Davo
B                     A
Downloading porn with Davo
B                          A
Put a latch on the door so Mama don't know
E
That I'm downloading porn with Davo
 
[Verse 3]
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Oh baby I know you love the good old days
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Cruising on the Long Island expressway
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I used to be dead but now I'm gay
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All I ever think about is drowning, drowning
 
[Chorus]
B                     A
Downloading porn with Davo
B                     A
Downloading porn with Davo
B                          A
Put a latch on the door so Mama don't know
E
That I'm downloading porn with Davo
 
[Outro]
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