Everything From Jesus To Jack Daniels Chords

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You wake up in the morning drink a beer and take a Valium
 
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And you're trying to forget about the things you did last night
 
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Flip through that morning paper read the horoscope and the comics
 
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You're as well informed as anybody on the left or the right
 
 
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You make it to your job and hear Atlanta lost another
 
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How can you lose while making half a million bucks or near
 
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The old man who sweeps the floor and wears a big blue Reagan button
 
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Says the Russians are a coming but they've been here for years
 
 
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Trying everything from Jesus to Jack Daniels
 
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It's the all new American diet
 
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Trying everything from Jesus to Jack Daniels
 
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You get on it and you're on it for the rest of your life
 
 
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There's a story in the paper about a man who killed his family
 
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He jumped off a bridge because he couldn't take it anymore
 
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Down at the local tavern a young man comes in limping
 
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And he claims that he's a veteran of the Falkland Islands war
 
 
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You head home and you're accosted by a youngster wearing robes
 
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And wanting money for his God who sits upon a plastic throne
 
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You ignore him if you can and make it to the local tavern
 
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Where you order up a drink and give some money to your own
 
 
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Trying everything from Jesus to Jack Daniels
 
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It's the all new American diet
 
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Trying everything from Jesus to Jack Daniels
 
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You get on it and you're on it for the rest of your life
 
 
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There's a man in Tennessee who's got it figured out completely
 
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I guess that he's as happy as a thinking man can be
 
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I asked him what he thought and he said brother let me tell you
 
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Try a little bit of both and leave out everything in between
 
 
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Trying everything from Jesus to Jack Daniels
 
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It's the all new American diet
 
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Trying everything from Jesus to Jack Daniels
 
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You get on it and you're on it for the rest of your life
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