Revenge Of A Middle Aged Woman Chords

Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRKXjZL9sBA&t=3s
 
Key D capo 2
 
[Intro]
N.C.  D    D    D    G
 
D     D    D    D
 
[Verse]
      D
I was lookin' for a cheap car in the Sunday classifieds
        D
When an ad jumped out and hit me right between my bugged-out eyes
         G
It was a two-year-old Mercedes seven hundred bucks
           D
I couldn't make my tremblin' fingers dial that number fast enough
    A                                  C                  G
The woman who picked up the phone said yes it's still for sale
         D                                 A                D
But I've had about a thousand calls so you better move your tail
 
[Verse]
       D
When I drove up that long driveway with the cash there in my hands
    D
She met me at the garage in a short skirt and a tan
        G
When we took it for a test drive I couldn't believe my luck
         D
She said I'll throw in them Arnold Palmer golf clubs there in the trunk
A                                 C                 G
None of this was makin' sense but then it dawned on me
           D                     A7                   D
When she referred to her old man as that cheatin' S-O-B
 
[Chorus]
         G
It was a classic case of a woman scorned
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She'll make that man wish he had never been born
        G
She's a forty somethin' year old judge and jury
A7                        C     G    Am          D     D    D
Hell, hath no fury like revenge of a middle-aged woman
 
[Verse]
        D
So, she took me out to breakfast put it on his credit card
           D
And by the time they poured the coffee she was pourin' out her heart
G
Stories of his sneakin' round and sordid escapades
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Secretary’s waitresses and bimbos half his age
    A7                                C                G
She said you know there's one thing I oughta thank him for
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Well, he ticked me off so much I put new locks on the doors
 
[Chorus]
         G
It was a classic case of a woman scorned
D
She'll make that man wish he had never been born
        G
She's a forty somethin' year old judge and jury
A7                        C     G    Am          D     D
Hell, hath no fury like revenge of a middle-aged woman
 
[Solo]
G    G    G    G    D    D    D    D
 
G    G    G    G    Am   Am   C    G
 
[Verse]
      D
Well, I believe good wine and women get better with time
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And if you ask me that man's a fool or else he must be blind
         G
Now I'll never know his motives can't get inside his head
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But I'm drivin' that Mercedes    and I'm sleepin' in his bed
 
[Chorus]
         G
It was a classic case of a woman scorned
D
She'll make that man wish he had never been born
        G
She's a forty somethin' year old judge and jury
A7                        C     G    Am          D     D
Hell, hath no fury like revenge of a middle-aged woman
  C     G    Am          D     D    D    D
Revenge of a middle-aged woman
 
[Outro]
         D
I know I oughta feel guilty about somethin'
N.C.                                  D
I just can't think of what it might be
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